User:Witty Phantom

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Hi, I'm Witty Phantom and I demand that my name be capitalised. Uncyclopedia helped me pass my exams. Thanks, Uncyclopedia!

I personally like to look at this site as a confused encyclopedia from the far future where the lack of information has made the archivists conflate the truth with the lies.

Fun facts:

  • I sleep nude in a oxygen tent to give me sexual powers.
  • I used to work in a sperm bank but was fired for drinking on the job.
  • I have erectile dysfunction so I sometimes type in ALL CAPS to compensate for my lack of masculinity.
  • My edit count is 64 and I just so happen to have a 64 sitting right here. And it's getting harder for you.

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