User:Witt E,/Tar Pit
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Welcome to the tar pit! Unlike a sandbox where ideas are made and built up into actual articles, the tar pit takes any idea of mine, and then is sucked down into the muck.
Please, any suggestions would be nice, put those in the talk page. Thanks much.
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[edit] Open for ideas
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Witt_E%2C/Big_Scary_Thingy
-Big Scary Thingy was supposed to be filled with info about the famous actor that starred in hundreds of movies, you've seen him in Jurassic Park and loved him in King Kong. Unfortunately I ran out of ideas, suggestions would be nice, if you've got an awesome idea now then put it in for God's Sake! Don't forget it!
[edit] Sturgeon General
A famous fish general, was at war with the turks (turkeys) and led the sturgeons to their first victories against the almighty Codfish empire.
I'm thinking of a sort of theme with the different fish representing races, countries, empires and notable people. Perhaps I base this on an actual period in history, but I can't really think of the real fitting war or conflict. This I would like suggestions for.
[edit] How to: Be a fanboy
Step by step instructions! (I'll never do it)
[edit] Flamethrower
Rewrite of Flamethrower, which sucks.
- Has been finished and removed from the Tar Pit
[edit] The Yellow Wallpaper
Based on the short story, it needs more funny and perhaps images, but it's pretty near completion.
[edit] User:Witt E,/World War What
A war on the island if amnesia, maybe, Jap. Saaya Ghen and a mysterious rebel know as Kay were involved in the conflict, as well as pokemon. lapras maybe?
- Has been completed and hauled safely out of the Tar Pit
[edit] In TEN
Oh GOD, how could I fuck up like that
[edit] NINE
I was so close to leaving this hell hole, then that idiot fucked up my plans.
[edit] EIGHT
Now what do I do, the numbskull surely spilled the beans on everything, speaking of beans, I notice the terrible gas I've been having lately
[edit] SEVEN
(You get the article drift right? the endings a surprise)
[edit] ? (weapon)
Used during the Spanish Inquirsition. Millions confused, and many answers not found.
- I've done enough articles about weapons.
[edit] Alicia Witt & Ludwig Wittgenstein
She's an American Actress and he's a German philosopher. Made Alicia Witt
[edit] Animal Planet Special: Witt E-Wildlife Explorer
I'm here chasing down an elusive and rare species of crane here, blimey I thought I saw it!
