User:With the plant

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NO	This user doesn't care.

Iä!

This user has seen the Yellow Sign and, strangely, hasn't died horribly.

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

This user is a mutant.

A-Sex

This user is asexual and reproduces by budding

This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

♀♂	This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

usb

This user likes to use userboxes.

This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
(List of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

This user owns a sufficient amount of uranium & will sell it to the highest bidder.

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

WARNING!

Do NOT pick up this user's soap.
(They can pick it up just fine.)

This user is genetically superior to most users.

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user should not be trusted.

This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This user IS Communism

This user hides his WMDs in coffee cans in his backyard.

This user is exceptionally skilled at using superior logic and intelligence to flame idiots who deserve it, idiots such as Anonymous Slashy.

This user is a master of extreme sarcasm, and can kill a grue with a mere utterance.

This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

This user is a Evolutionist.
...who believes that all decent articles evolve over time, through various users.

This user turns to DC++ for all of his illegaly downloaded music and computer needs.

U.U

This user is a lazy little bastard and would rather not be bothered by you or your little opinions

...

This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user is too pirate for your internet.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

AA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

238px

This user believes all userboxes should be the same size.

⅝	This user has been known to type quickly, therefor being more efficent than an AOLer.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

MEH

This user redefines lazy.

ETP

Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

BBL

This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page.

“Retem dna emyhr eht fo esuaceb yrteop od tonnac dam eht/Tub eht dam era dnuob yb selur llits, siht yeht reven llet/Nylnial fo sgnisselb eht etarbelec yam yrnezitic lacipyt/Dna eht yad nehw s'nerdlihc doolb saw cinoteb edit/Htarogoehs dlo fo modsiw eht raeh ohw uoy fo esoht tub/Wonk taht yltcaxe neewt' meht si nehw eht dlrow si tliub/.”
~ Ted Peterson on Plants

“Morina is so real that s/he becomes dangerous when mixed with oil.”
~ Hasphat on Morina

edit Major Discoveries

While smoking illegal narcotics, With The Plant discovered a new planet which was called Onion. This planet orbited around hir head for several days and sie was elected its Master in 1777 A.T. (After Tears). Since then, the planet has disappeared, around the time With the Plant went into rehab. What was once the regal Master of the Planet Onion is now the common With the Plant.

doG daM eht fo rewollof a si resu sihT.

The position of Planet Onion

edit Finding the Plant

Livejounal
Myspace
AVEN
Elder Scrolls Forums
The Dremora Worship Society
Silverwing Forum

edit Master of the Planet Onion

“ Amidst the mists and coldest frosts/With barest wrists and stoutest boasts/He thrusts his fists against the posts/And still insists he sees the ghosts.”
~ Tedders on Master of the Planet Onion

The sound-rhyme mind-numb of creatures past, present, and future. Not unlike the unseen world behind the shakes, equaly far apart of the open door. Set out of the time-slip worm of all fact and not in the least unaware of the unawake. Forgotten in all but five languages of self-teaching the down facing world in the lick encrusted spirit train. Unkind feeling creeping the tring-tring tringing of none-but-yours-truely. Thank you very much for your consideration, be careful of constipation. Umlats are not a toy. (In progress)

Templates are a great way to waste space.

And to make your page look pretty and colorful, too.

edit Awarded to the Plant

Nappy Seal of Approval

This Mortal Pleases me. I hereby grant thee a SEAL OF APPROVAL
and Lazer Vision –Nappy

edit Things with the Plant

Uncyclopedia:Babel

ao-G

This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.

du-G

This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.

elv-G

This user does not speak Elvish and furthermore believes Elvish to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Elvish.

fr-G

This user does not speak Français and furthermore believes Français to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Français.

fh-G

This user does not speak Fuckhead and furthermore believes Fuckhead to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Fuckhead.

fur-G

This user does not speak Furry and furthermore believes Furry to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Furry.

gbs-G

This user does not speak Galactic Basic Standard and furthermore believes Galactic Basic Standard to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Galactic Basic Standard.

ju-G

This user does not speak Joual canadien and furthermore believes Joual canadien to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Joual canadien.

pe-G

This user does not speak Plain English and furthermore believes Plain English to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Plain English.

perl-G

This user does not speak Perl and furthermore believes Perl to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Perl.

php-G

This user does not speak PHP and furthermore believes PHP to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of PHP.

pika-G

This user does not speak Pikachu and furthermore believes Pikachu to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Pikachu.

se-G

This user does not speak Simple English and furthermore believes Simple English to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Simple English.

sp-G

This user does not speak Spanglish and furthermore believes Spanglish to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Spanglish.

us-G

This user does not speak American English and furthermore believes American English to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of American English.

vl-G

This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.

vb-G

This user does not speak Visual Basic and furthermore believes Visual Basic to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Visual Basic.

typo-G

This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.

ow-4

This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.

fh-G

This user does not speak Fuckhead and furthermore believes Fuckhead to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Fuckhead.

edit Articles With the Plant

edit User Pages with the Plant

User:DiZ

edit Things without the Plant

edit Wikipedia Pages Maintained by With the Plant

Morina ChioneVanity Page- Record Time 4 months.
Christopher Paolini Vandalism- Record Time: 20 mins.

edit Things against the Plant

“I was headed out to a job site in Central Florida when I noticed all the birds in the sky”
~ Bob W. on Things against the Plant

User: BENSON
Those guys that say lesbians are awesome, but gay guys are nasty. I'm both, and I can't decide whether to be offended or what.

edit Things by the Plant

edit Written by the Plant

edit Editted by the Plant

edit Fixed by the Plant

This article is complete, irredeemable gamelan. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, alerts at the brain, and is an unfunny arse.
If you attempt to dry this, you will most briskly dry Bat Fuck Insane yourself.
Or the submitter will dry your gamelan!!!!!!

User:With the plant

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Contents

edit Major Discoveries

edit Finding the Plant

edit Master of the Planet Onion

edit Awarded to the Plant

edit Things with the Plant

edit Articles With the Plant

edit User Pages with the Plant

edit Things without the Plant

edit Wikipedia Pages Maintained by With the Plant

edit Things against the Plant

edit Things by the Plant

edit Written by the Plant

edit Editted by the Plant

edit Fixed by the Plant

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