User:With the plant
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“Retem dna emyhr eht fo esuaceb yrteop od tonnac dam eht/Tub eht dam era dnuob yb selur llits, siht yeht reven llet/Nylnial fo sgnisselb eht etarbelec yam yrnezitic lacipyt/Dna eht yad nehw s'nerdlihc doolb saw cinoteb edit/Htarogoehs dlo fo modsiw eht raeh ohw uoy fo esoht tub/Wonk taht yltcaxe neewt' meht si nehw eht dlrow si tliub/.”
“Morina is so real that s/he becomes dangerous when mixed with oil.”
Major DiscoveriesWhile smoking illegal narcotics, With The Plant discovered a new planet which was called Onion. This planet orbited around hir head for several days and sie was elected its Master in 1777 A.T. (After Tears). Since then, the planet has disappeared, around the time With the Plant went into rehab. What was once the regal Master of the Planet Onion is now the common With the Plant.
doG daM eht fo rewollof a si resu sihT.
Finding the Plant
Master of the Planet Onion
“ Amidst the mists and coldest frosts/With barest wrists and stoutest boasts/He thrusts his fists against the posts/And still insists he sees the ghosts.”
The sound-rhyme mind-numb of creatures past, present, and future. Not unlike the unseen world behind the shakes, equaly far apart of the open door. Set out of the time-slip worm of all fact and not in the least unaware of the unawake. Forgotten in all but five languages of self-teaching the down facing world in the lick encrusted spirit train. Unkind feeling creeping the tring-tring tringing of none-but-yours-truely. Thank you very much for your consideration, be careful of constipation. Umlats are not a toy. (In progress)
Awarded to the Plant
Things with the Plant
- Plant Perception
- Man Eating Tree
- Plants for a Future
- Museum of Hoaxes
- User:Nappy The Quarryman
Articles With the Plant
User Pages with the Plant
Things without the Plant
Wikipedia Pages Maintained by With the Plant
- Morina ChioneVanity Page- Record Time 4 months.
- Christopher Paolini Vandalism- Record Time: 20 mins.
Things against the Plant
“I was headed out to a job site in Central Florida when I noticed all the birds in the sky”
- User: BENSON
- Those guys that say lesbians are awesome, but gay guys are nasty. I'm both, and I can't decide whether to be offended or what.
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