The being known as wire4001 has been known in the galactic realm for Millennia and some have come to believe wire4001 has always existed. How ever as of yet that can not be confirmed nor denied. It is well known that wire4001 speaks a vast number of languages but is fluent in none of them. Wire4001’s demeanor to others ranges from the normal sarcasm to the out right intolerable beatings with yards of beef.
This being is sure the end will come but just doesn’t care when.