Warning: The following text might contain spoilers. This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Eggman was the client, Trinity and Neo die, the Bride's real name is Beatrix Kiddo, and her daughter is alive, Mary Magdalene, who was married to Jesus, is buried under the pyramid in the Louvre, and the holy grail is actually their descendants, Borat marries a hooker from Dallas and returns to Kazakhstan with her, Sasuke eventually kills Orochimaru, Captain America bequethed his shield to Stephen Colbert, the book "The Number 23" is actually about Jim Carrey's character's past, Nately's Whore falls in love with Nately, but only after he dies, Venom kills Harry, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!
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