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Willy on wheels!
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Member of the Order
US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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fr-0 This user does not understand Français and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.
uk-F This user got an F in Correct English and likes their native language better (if they have one).
es-P This f****r speaks Español heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
17-4 This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.
pika-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pikachu.
Protein This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.


I am teh Willy on Wheels! I enjoy fine dining and long walks on the beach, but most of all I enjoy vandalizing Wikipedia on wheels. I am currently unemployed.


Random bit of wisdom:

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

teh sandboks

Articles On Wheels

Snowmen
TriCanada
Sir Not-Appearing-in-this-Film
Honduras

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1337:K4N`/3 \/\/357
1337:L35B14N5
1337:(0MMUN!5M

Re-writes On Wheels

Internet police

The Willypedia Foundation On Wheels

Our goal this year is $31,337.00 on wheels. Donate now! No need to worry! We use fresh Linux hosting for free (it never costs us a peny!0 We make servers out of sweetboxes

Secret Identities On Wheels

shhhhhh!

In the darkness of the night, mild-mannered vandal Willy on wheels! becomes......... KITTY-CHAN!!1! on wheels oneeleventy!!11
Fighting the forces of proper english using uber 1337 haxxor skillzzz!!1!!@1onetwo!@!!

Awards On Wheels


Newcookie Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
~ For 1000+ points contributed to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home. ~ T. (talk) 14:09, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
Newcookie Micoolio101 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
~ For making helpful contributions to Wikipedia. --Micoolio101 00:47, 30 September 2006 (UTC)Micoolio101
Newcookie God has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
~ For being awesome -God
Newcookie Beelzebud has awarded you a cookie!
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~ For a funny name
Newcookie High General Grue has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
~ This Cookie is a figment of your imagination.  :D
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