User:Wikitiki89
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Antisemitism License
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This user is officially licensed to be antisemitic for meeting one or more of the following requirements:
1. User is Jewish
אױ װײ איז מיר!
Oy vey iz mir!
Ой вей из мир!
edit Level of Yiddishkeit
| GOY | This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Jackie Mason shows up. |
<== no
| אױ | This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah. |
<== no
| אױ װײ | This user nisht ess bubkes but kreplach un knishn. |
<== no
| אױ געװאַלט | Der usernik vill plotz zol zayn tuchas mit shpilkes, already! |
<== no
<== no
| אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת | דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.) |
<== yes
edit Userboxes are _____
| Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!! |
| やらないか | この利用者は水鉄砲で後ろの穴の強姦をするのが大好きです。……君はその……したいの?何で未だ逃げないの?馬鹿! |
| usb | This user likes to use userboxes. |
| Usb! | No, really! |
| This user is  , and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.
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This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) |
| This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies |
| This user uses Google Chrome, because it's Google. |
| $$$ | This user is a libertarian, so he prefers chicks that shave their armpits (or guys that were introduced to the toothbrush). |
This user is a Republican and has a bizarre nineteenth century outlook.
They may even work at Focus on the Family, be a hard-working farmer, or, worse, be an unelected conservative activist judge.
For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Kos.
(Psst. He's probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)
| This user studies psychology as it is really easy and sounds good at dinner parties. |
| This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem. |
| This user likes to smoke cannabis. |
| This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user. |
| This user is a Net Authority Violator |
| This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered. |
