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December 25 is not only the Christian holiday of Christmas, but also the Jewish holiday of Jewish Christmas. Jewish Christmas is a completely unrelated holiday that happens to fall on the same day as and share a name with Christmas. Being completely unrelated, Jewish Christmas is celebrated in a completely different way. Jewish Christmas is a special day for Jews all over the world. Jews spend this day pigging out at Chinese Restaurants, skiing, and watching movies. According to Dr. Schmeckel's annual poll, an average of 100.2% of people found at Chinese restaurants, ski resorts, and movie theaters on December 25 are Jews celebrating Jewish Christmas.