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אױ װײ איז מיר!‏

Oy vey iz mir!

Ой вей из мир!

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GOY This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Jackie Mason shows up.

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אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.

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אױ װײ This user nisht ess bubkes but kreplach un knishn.

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אױ געװאַלט Der usernik vill plotz zol zayn tuchas mit shpilkes, already!

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אױ װײזמיר Der usernik vant you should shtop bothering dem when dey daven Toyreh, nu?

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אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)

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253951 photo Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!

Starofdavid This user is 50px-Jewish_link.GIF, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.

Lq-dna This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Vista logo This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

Chromelogo This user uses Google Chrome, because it's Google.
$$$ This user is a libertarian, so he or she is too much stoned to hear you complain, fundie!
Psi2.svg This user studies psychology as it is really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
FireV2 This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
4:20 This user likes to smoke cannabis.
Assassin This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

NAV dark This user is a Net Authority Violator
Heritage Routemaster This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.

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