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- image =
- caption = The King in the pecking order
- count = Dracula
- nickname = <insert name here>
- species = Chicken
- gender = Male
- age =
- born = 42/1337/9001
- starsign = Tarus, or is it the bagel?
- occupation = Professional Cock-A-Doodle-Doo-er
- spouse = Your Mom
- relatives = WikiRooster29998, WikiHen011010
- address = 9001 Barn St.
- nationality = Rhode Island Red