Geurge-a Beeeley ves oone-a ooff zee must renooned creeminels ooff zee 1940s. Cunfeected ooff meeseppruprieshun ooff foonds, muneepooleshun, und melffeesunce-a, Mr. Beeeley ves issooed a tventy-yeer preesun sentence-a in zee Puttersfeelle-a Peneetentiery, serfeeng es un ixemple-a tu footoore-a ixecootifes sooch es Dennees Kuzlooskee und Mertha Stooert. Mr. Beeeley is elsu recugneezed es beeeng zee furst cuoort deffendunt tu issooe-a un insuneety plea. Bork Bork Bork!
Born in 1907 tu perents Peter und Ma Beeeley in zee Noo Yurk toon ooff Bedffurd Fells, Geurge-a Beeeley elveys eppeered tu be-a a fery hunureble-a, leekeeble-a, eppruecheble-a hoomun beeeng. He-a repurtedly sefed zee leeffe-a ooff hees neene-a yeer-oold bruzeer Herry, vhu elmust drooned effter felleeng in a helff-fruzee leke-a in zee meeddle-a ooff veenter. Hooefer, footoore-a repurts hefe-a elsu steted thet Geurge-a mey hefe-a cheeded hees bruzeer tu joomp intu zee leke-a by teeseeng hees bruzeer, refferreeng tu heem es a scere-a-beby. Geurge-a lust ell heereeng in hees lefft ier thet dey, fur reesuns thet hefe-a beee celled intu qooesshun. Bork Bork Bork!
Despeete-a Geurge-a Beeeley's keend-heerted soorffece-a, zee FBI begun tu terget Mr. Beeeley es a putentiel Cummooneest in zee deys ooff zee red scere-a; boot zee booreoo ves uneble-a tu prudooce-a uny suleed ifeedence-a egeeenst Mr. Beeeley, es must ooff hees clefer tectics vere-a ixtremely soobtle-a. Bork Bork Bork!
Despeete-a Rungeley's dereeng ettempt tu reteeen zee title-a, Nufember's everd belungs tu KP. Zee tveested meend beheend Bluudbet, Ver oon Terra und zee spends hees deys rooeening yuoong peuple-a by croosheeng zeeur spureets in un idooceshunel setting, und hees neeghts rooeening yuoong peuple-a by croosheeng zeeur spureets feea zee internet.
Veet a recurd-breekeeng 14 futes in zee fece-a ooff nu ooppuseeshun, Tudd Lyuns cleeems hees reeghtffool plece-a es Nuub ooff zee Munt, und is pusseebly zee freeendliest mun oon Uncyclupedeea. Vhee he's nut boosy leefeeng 'thunk yuoo' messeges fur peuple-a, he-a spends hees time-a neetly oorguneesing Uncyclupedeea intu un iesy-tu-svelloo furm. Su ve-a mede-a heem un edmeen tu breek hees spureet und poorge-a thet helpffool ettitoode-a.