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Velcume-a tu Uncyclupedeea, zee cuntent-free-a eecyclupedeea thet unyune-a cun ideet.

Supheea hes inspured us tu vurk oon 16769 erticles seence-a oopeneeng in Junooery 2005.


Beffure-a ideeting, pleese-a reed zee Begeenner's Gooeede-a und broose-a zee Beeg Feefe-a.



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edit Tudey's feetoored erticle-a


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Geurge-a Beeeley ves oone-a ooff zee must renooned creeminels ooff zee 1940s. Cunfeected ooff meeseppruprieshun ooff foonds, muneepooleshun, und melffeesunce-a, Mr. Beeeley ves issooed a tventy-yeer preesun sentence-a in zee Puttersfeelle-a Peneetentiery, serfeeng es un ixemple-a tu footoore-a ixecootifes sooch es Dennees Kuzlooskee und Mertha Stooert. Mr. Beeeley is elsu recugneezed es beeeng zee furst cuoort deffendunt tu issooe-a un insuneety plea. Bork Bork Bork!

Born in 1907 tu perents Peter und Ma Beeeley in zee Noo Yurk toon ooff Bedffurd Fells, Geurge-a Beeeley elveys eppeered tu be-a a fery hunureble-a, leekeeble-a, eppruecheble-a hoomun beeeng. He-a repurtedly sefed zee leeffe-a ooff hees neene-a yeer-oold bruzeer Herry, vhu elmust drooned effter felleeng in a helff-fruzee leke-a in zee meeddle-a ooff veenter. Hooefer, footoore-a repurts hefe-a elsu steted thet Geurge-a mey hefe-a cheeded hees bruzeer tu joomp intu zee leke-a by teeseeng hees bruzeer, refferreeng tu heem es a scere-a-beby. Geurge-a lust ell heereeng in hees lefft ier thet dey, fur reesuns thet hefe-a beee celled intu qooesshun. Bork Bork Bork!

Despeete-a Geurge-a Beeeley's keend-heerted soorffece-a, zee FBI begun tu terget Mr. Beeeley es a putentiel Cummooneest in zee deys ooff zee red scere-a; boot zee booreoo ves uneble-a tu prudooce-a uny suleed ifeedence-a egeeenst Mr. Beeeley, es must ooff hees clefer tectics vere-a ixtremely soobtle-a. Bork Bork Bork!

Reed mure-a...


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Yuoo cun fute-a fur yuoor fefureete-a erticles tu be-a feetoored. Bork Bork Bork!

Mure-a ooff zee best ooff Uncyclupedeea

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edit In zee noos

  • A noo droog hes begoon curcooleting zee streets. Vurd hes it thet zee droog, celled Uneemel Crusseeng: Veeld Vurld, is mure-a eddeectife-a thun creck. Bork Bork Bork!
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  • Zee Deleee Lema und un (es yet) unnemed llema ere-a ixpecting a boondle-a frum Nurfuna uny dey noo: zee 3-L lllema!
  • Cummooneests hefe-a sooccessffoolly ooferthroon zee Cunedeeun gufernment. It lunded in zee ooceun. Bork Bork Bork!
  • Repper 50 Cent hes heemselff cluned, remerkeeng "I'll du unytheeng tu meke-a a duller."
  • U.S. Cungress pooshes fur a chunge-a in zee Ireqee fleg, demundeeng thet it be-a in a lungooege-a zeey cun understund. Bork Bork Bork!
  • Yuoo joost vun Zee Geme-a! Oonly jukeeng. Luser. Bork Bork Bork!


Mure-a Coorrent Ifents et UnNoos Noos


edit Deed yuoo knoo...

  • ...thet in Sufeeet Roosseea, oonly furest fures cun prefent yuoo? Bork Bork Bork!

edit Du yuoo cere-a...

  • ... thet zee seencerest furm ooff flettery oon a veeki is tu hefe-a yuoor user pege-a fundeleezed veet gey purn? Bork Bork Bork!
  • ... thet unuzeer ununymuoos user ves geefee a 24 yeer bun? Surry Neekki, yuoo vunt be-a getting zee messege-a. Bork Bork Bork!
  • ... thet Uncyclupedeea duesn't hefe-a un erticle-a oon Murel Respunseebility?
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  • ... thet my Sheruna is joost a geme-a in my meend. Is it joost a metter ooff time-a? Bork Bork Bork!
  • ... thet zee KITTENHOEFFER megezeene-a stund by IKEA is oone-a ooff zee feenest, cleerest und must pupooler deseegn ixemples ooff selff-essembly foorneetoore-a ifer defeesed? Bork Bork Bork!
  • ... thet zee veenner ooff zee Exees ooff Ifeel Hut Dug Ieting Cumpetishun receeefes nut oonly a guldee truphy, boot elsu zee reeght tu be-a zee preemery eeemy ooff zee Uneeted Stetes ooff Emereeca fur oone-a yeer? Bork Bork Bork!
  • ... thet eur gooeeters typeecelly hefe-a 6 streengs und 24 frets? Bork Bork Bork!
  • ... thet in 1996 Internet doonluedeeng ooffffeecielly repleced moorder es zee sefent deedly seen? Bork Bork Bork!

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edit Vreeter und Nuub ooff zee Munt

Despeete-a Rungeley's dereeng ettempt tu reteeen zee title-a, Nufember's everd belungs tu KP. Zee tveested meend beheend Bluudbet, Ver oon Terra und zee spends hees deys rooeening yuoong peuple-a by croosheeng zeeur spureets in un idooceshunel setting, und hees neeghts rooeening yuoong peuple-a by croosheeng zeeur spureets feea zee internet.

Veet a recurd-breekeeng 14 futes in zee fece-a ooff nu ooppuseeshun, Tudd Lyuns cleeems hees reeghtffool plece-a es Nuub ooff zee Munt, und is pusseebly zee freeendliest mun oon Uncyclupedeea. Vhee he's nut boosy leefeeng 'thunk yuoo' messeges fur peuple-a, he-a spends hees time-a neetly oorguneesing Uncyclupedeea intu un iesy-tu-svelloo furm. Su ve-a mede-a heem un edmeen tu breek hees spureet und poorge-a thet helpffool ettitoode-a.

Fute-a fur Vreeter ooff zee Munt | Fute-a fur Nuub ooff zee Munt | Pest Veenners

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