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There are 2 main parts of quantum medecine: quantum relating both to a small unit and to quantum mechanics. Quantum mechanics is used involving the famous Schrodinger's cat experiment, which showed that any cat put into a box is both alive and dead. Since humans and cats are both mammals, any human put into a box must also be both dead and alive. This method has been used throughout recent history t stop dying people from completely dying and even reanimating the dead. It is very small healing because the patient is only half alive and cannot be observed, as this will sometimes kill them.