User:Why do I need to provide this?/Vandals

The Nearly Complete History of the Vandals of My User Page

My first day here

I'm here, I'm new. What do I do?

Your mom, lol. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:42, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

I'm here five minutes and somebody already vandalised my user page? WTF? Why do I need to provide this? 03:59, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Don't take it seriously. People aren't nearly as serious here as on that not-funny wiki. Simply edit your user page and make it what you want. And forgive me for vandalizing you! :) Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:12, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

No problem. Why do I need to provide this? 04:13, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

You're welcome... oh hang on, it wasn't me... and you have this thing about vandalising your user page. Oh, bugger! Pup t 08:59, 2/09/2009

Not my first day here

Is this vandalism?---> --Almost Sir Random Crap

Yes Pup t 03:46, 5/09/2009

Free Vandalism by Bad Shroom (per subtle permission)

✄WANT TO INCREASE YOUR PENIS SIZE? CLICK HERE!!!! Lololololol! WAIT! WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SYMBOL?(☞)--Almost Sir Random Crap

When you vandalize my son's user page, you're supposed to update the vandalized number. Bad vandal! Don't worry I'll do it for you. :P Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:28, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

More Vandalism

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With Savings, most probably.  –              zh              06:36 September 10

Miscellaneous

• 1 = Number of people I expect to read all this
• 2 = Number of people I expect to read all this (Me and my Mommy)
• 3 = Number of people I expect to read all this (Mommy, Me and some weirdo who like to watch).

Vandalist

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i'm dying--Almost Sir Random Crap

(frustration)

i farted

fuck you you suck ass cock!

Nothing to see here!!!! Yeah, I hate this too. :'(

Cabbage

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Put at the top of my user page

➚ Oh, first you're NotM, and then nominated for RotM - what's next, nominated for WotM - I might take points away for originality. Pup

Is there a category for stupid user names? If not I might create one. My user name really deserves to go there.

In this section

- (In this section, "Featured" means an article I didn't write was featured after I Pee Reviewed)

+ (In this section, "Featured" means an article I didn't write was featured after I proof read.) 18 October 2009

Thanks

Thanks for the review! I'm gonna make the suggested changes, with the exception of adding a picture. I have no idea how to do that, being a new user. Sorry for userpage spam, I don't know where else to put this.--BlueSock 01:37, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

You see can a copy of your comment and see my response on my talk page. You can click on that blue link or click on the discussion tab at the top of your screen. WHY???^{PuppyOnTheRadio} 02:12, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

As my talk page is getting rather long (probably about time for the archive it_), an easier link is here. WHY???^{PuppyOnTheRadio} 02:21, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

Various Awards and Nominations

(Yes, I consider any changes to my user page by anyone other than myself to be vandalism--it gets my numbers up.)

Miscellaneous Numbers

- *11 = Number of people who have vandalised my user page (please update this number when you vandalise)

+ *12 = Number of people who have vandalised my user page (please update this number when you vandalise) ==

- *34 = Number of times my user page has been vandalised (please update this number when you vandalise)

+ *35 = Number of times my user page has been vandalised (please update this number when you vandalise)

- *1 = Number of vanity pages other people have made for me

+ *2 = Number of vanity pages other people have made for me

November 24, 2009 (this one by Necropaxx significant because I didn't even notice the vandalism until December 10, 2009)

Blanked

Blanked and restored (neither by me) December 10, 2009

Blanked

Blanked and restored (neither by me) December 10, 2009

(near the top of the page)

You need to update this!!!

Pup
Wow. I feel very centred here.

It must be the Unglican influence.

17 February 2010

SCROTUM

2 March 2010

YOUR MOM. (posted by my son, which makes it kind of weird)

April 2010

• http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User%3AWhy_do_I_need_to_provide_this%3F&diff=4490906&oldid=4483996
• http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User%3AWhy_do_I_need_to_provide_this%3F&diff=4491220&oldid=4490906

• http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User%3AWhy_do_I_need_to_provide_this%3F&diff=4493111&oldid=4492759 My user page was featured! OK not really.

• Poopy, that's why! lul Dexter111344

I'm sorry but

PENIS