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Why do I need to provide this?
it's not just a name, it's a question
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Reviewer of the Month November 2009
Noob of the Month September 2009
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[edit] Articles I done created
(Listed in order of creation)
- Sun Bee (It was Pee Reviewed and I believe improved as a result) Featured 21 Oct. 2009
- Archery (My bowstring broke so Syndrome took this over) Featured 22 Oct. 2009
- HowTo:Be Homeless in America (I edited it as per a helpful Pee Review). Featured 1 Dec. 2009
[edit] Articles I done plan to rewrite while no one's looking
[edit] Pee Reviews I done did
- Also see My Pee Review Table (which you're welcome to rip off, especial as it's a rip off of the original)
[edit] Proofreading I done did
See My Proofreads (like you'd really care).
[edit] Images I done created
[edit] Current signature (minus date stamp)
- Also see My signature collection
[edit] Not my current signature but I think it's cool
Something I ripped off from some wanker
[edit] Miscellaneous numbers
- 3,445 = Number of edits I've done here since I started Elul 13, 5769
- 3,445 = Number of times I've wasted time here since I started Elul 13, 5769
- 244 = Number of new users I've welcomed here since 7 Oct. 2009 (177 in October, 57 in November) (Please help)
- 36 = Number of official Pee Reviews I done did
- 6 = Number of articles that followed all or almost all of my official Pee Review suggestions and got featured
- 2 = Number of articles that followed all or almost all of my unofficial Pee Review suggestions and got featured
- 3 = Number of articles that ignored all or almost all of my Pee Review suggestions and tried but failed to get featured
- 6 = Number of wikis I've edited
- 10 = Number of years ago I started editing Wikis (anyone remember when Douglas Adams was in charge of H2G2?)
- 5 = Number of accredited colleges and universities I've attended for at least one class session
- 37 = Number of degrees I have (Celsius)
- 98.6 = Number of degrees I have (Farenheit)
- 15 = Number of people who have vandalised my user page (please update this number when you vandalise)
- 42 = Number of times my user page has been vandalised (please update this number when you vandalise)
- 1 = Number of vanity pages other people have made for me
- 3 = Number of racist/ethnic/disability jokes I find amusing
- 3 = Number of times I lied about my age on Uncyclopedia
- 1 = Number of people here who've accused me of being a bee lover
- 1.2 = Number of the version of Netscape Navigator I use to surf the Internets
- 1 = Number of times I've yelled at someone in the past 8 years
- 3 = Number of Uncyclopedians who have given me cyberhugs (Luvvy, Miley Spears, Little Mermaid)
- 86.854.32.179 = Number of my super secret agent ID
- 1 = Number of redirecting sockpuppets I had on Uncyclopedia that were huffed (Goodbye User:Why?)
- 1 = Number of redirecting sockpuppets I had on Uncyclopedia that were unhuffed (Hello User:Why?)
- 3 = Number of people I expect to read all this (Mommy, Me and my weird uncle who likes to watch).
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