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edit Hi Everyone!
I'm Whiteside, I'm a noob. I have an analogous Wikipedia account, it's the same person behind this very account. I like Uncylopedia because you're actually supposed to write jokes, as opposed to having them deleted by the sand-bot every 12 hours at Wikipedia. I'm particularly fond of jokes requiring knowledge to be funny, although I'll be damned if I know how to write those kind of jokes.
edit Yeah, but what have you done for me lately?
- I rewrote Jesus Ocean, with respect towards the initial author's premise, and sort of his style. I think i was bit too considerate towards the anonymous IP, and the article still kinda sucks because of that.
- I sporked San Serriffe from Wikipedia and changed very little, actually.
- I made a Bob Dylan joke of a page for Blood on the Tracks, which isn't as ugly as before.
- I brought Drosophila up to a slightly higher standard by upgrading the mating imagery.
edit Awards, userboxes, and random images!
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should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.
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