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Nothing much to say about myself. I'm thinking. I like Superheroes, but they cause too much damage and I can't afford to clean up after one of their fights.
I like to inspect the cats of Co-Eds. I prefer hairless cats, with attractive owners, but you may present whatever is available for inspection.
And yes, it's true, I am the blackest man alive (thanks to a freak accident in a smokehouse on the edge of a tarpit). Underneath that mess, you may find that I am an actual African-American - nothing to brag about - it's just info for those who think my stories / articles are racist. I prefer to think of them as culturally self-deprecating (see racist).
I'm sure I'll come up with some clever / witty things to put here in the future (maybe not), but as of now, nothing...
Oh... Thanks for having me though...
Oh Yeah, here are my contributions if you care at all...
Featured Story (On UnNews Page): UnNews:Bai-Ling Gual Now Believed To Only Speak One Language
Featured Story (On UnNews Page): UnNews:Career of Romero dies; returns
Featured Story (On UnNews Page): UnNews:Wizards Get Wizard
Featured Story (On UnNews Page): UnNews:Romney admits, 'I voted for Obama'
Some (substantial) rewriting of Crack article...
Some additions to Dead article...
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--WesMan20 17:11, 22 February 2008 (UTC)Wesley
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