User:Weri long wang/Neocon Bible

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Although Atheists do have their own holy scripture it is considered blasphemous to read from it or make references to it. A great deal of the book doesn’t exist anyway. An example of this is the Book of Complex Numbers. Only half of that book is real; the other half is imaginary. The following is a list of the chapters of The Old Testicles:

  • Sega Genesis - 50 chapters, Mosey the Pirate
  • Exodus - 40 chapters, Mosey the Pirate
  • Levers - 27 chapters, Mosey the Pirate
  • Complex Numbers - 36 Mosey the Pirate
  • Neuteronomy - 34 chapters, Mosey the Pirate
  • Yuji Naka - 24 chapters, Tom Cruise
  • Smudges - 21 chapters, Lisa Simpson
  • Ruthless - 4 chapters, Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • Samuel Smith’s Pale Ale 1 - 31 chapters, John Miller
  • Samuel Smith’s Pale Ale 1 - 24 chapters, John Miller
  • Wings - 22 chapters, Wilbur Wright
  • Wings - 25 chapters, Orville Wright]
  • Chronic diarrhea 1 - 29 chapters, Eric Cartman
  • Chronic diarrhea 2 - 36 chapters, Eric Cartman
  • Ever - 10 chapters, John Kerry
  • Never Mind - 13 chapters, anonymous
  • Ether - 10 chapters, Albert Nicholson
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