User:Wehpudicabok

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Featured Article: Anime This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Ah! Hello there! Welcome to my miniature alcove. I suppose that you're here to learn a little about me. Well, there's not much to learn, really, but here goes. I:

• have been an active Uncyclopedian since summer 2006.
• spend the majority of my contribs (a) fixing grammar (which is indicated with the edit summary "gramspelpunct" in small cases or "CPS" in large ones), (b) fixing scores, and (c) voting, primarily at VFH.
• am an absolute Uncyclopedia addict. Wait, that was almost alliterative! Hmm... "am an absolute Ansaikuropedia addict!" Yeah, that works.

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than this user. en-N This user is a native speaker of English. ja-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Japanese. This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home. This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo. ♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. '' This user is a grammar nazi because it helps their editcount. 1000+ This user has over 1000 edits. This user is part of The Proofreading Service. SOS団 This user has no interest in ordinary humans. This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. |B|E|N|S|O|N|     my anti-drug 4 This user knows the complete works of 4.252.99.182 by heart. FP This user is a veteran of the War for Fisher Price. This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

[edit] Contributions

[edit] The good stuff

These are my better pages. I'm proud of them!

• Anime rewrite — FEATURED!
• Wild ARMs. I'm a huge fan of the series, and felt compelled to spread its teachings. In the form of sarcastic satire, in this case.
• I didn't create The Speck of Dust Next to My Keyboard, but I added a lot to it.
• Every Topic in the Universe Except Euroipods (Dot Com). Because dudes already know about free iPods.
• Regenerating meatloaf. My personal favorite article of mine.
• UnNews:Local shepherd displaces workforce. My only contribution to UnNews. I had one of those... you know... things...

[edit] Not such good stuff

These are my early works. They're not very good, but they weren't bad enough to get deleted, either (except for Puur, but you weren't missing much), so that's good.

• Something strange and frightening.
• Virginia; Woolf; stupid joke about semicolons;
• Bridge. It has since been split into two articles, bridge and contract bridge; I originally made it as one with a lame joke connecting them.
• Puur, which got deleted. You weren't missing much.

[edit] Works in progress (sorta)

With the exception of the last one, these have been on my subpages for so long that I'm considering asking an admin to delete them.

• Microsoft Excel Saga. Yes, you may groan, and leave angry messages on my talkpage if you like.
• Tokimeki Memorial. If you know the game, you'll probably like what I've got so far. Otherwise, don't bother.
• Self-satirizing dung.
• Hidden humor

[edit] For the Fourth Poo Lit Surprise

I had several ideas for the Fourth Poo Lit. This was the only one that I managed to finish.

[edit] Ideas

• Egg-potato duality
• Midway fishing
• UnBooks:Commatose
• Matter-energy conservation

[edit] Other

• HowTo:Dance the Hare Hare Yukai – Probably won't get this done either, but it's just for fun, so I don't care. HAHAHA!

[edit] 10 favorite articles

1. Fire hydrant
2. African Giraffe
3. Fisher Price: A Retrospective
4. AAAAAAAAA!
5. Patrick Henry
6. New Age Psychology
7. VCR Manual
8. Escher
9. American Dream
10. Red light

[edit] I admire the writings of

• Procopius
• Hardwick Fundlebuggy
• Shandon
• Savethemooses
• Squiggle
• ENeGMA
• Modusoperandi
• So So
• Monika
• David Gerard
• One-eyed Jack
• Dr. Skullthumper

[edit] Articles that were featured because of my keen nominating eye

I like to keep a record.

• Protect and Survive, by Hardwick Fundlebuggy.
• Escher, by Shandon.
• Preflight procedures, by Electrified mocha chinchilla.
• Why?:Put Down the Duckie?, by Dr. Skullthumper.
• UnNews:Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur, by THE.

[edit] POLL POLL LOOK A POLL

This is from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, the undisputed best thing ever. It's on my userpage so that if the only page currently using it gets deleted the picture won't as well. I plan to use it myself.

Editor's note: Obligatory Joke Option was a short-lived 80s supernatural/shounen anime about a high school boy who learns that he has telekinetic powers. It was pretty good.