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I am the almighty Weasel3689 bow down and here are my contribs:. Weaselwuzhere

edit VFH, PFP, Other Nonsencsial elections

I constantly vote for stuff on the VFH.

edit Baby Weasel

My poor first attempt at an article Baby Weasel

edit Queers of War

My much better second attempt that is not finished please help give suggestions Queers of War

edit Lord of the FLies

My first featured article (sort of)

edit Userboxes

I see you <insert name here>! Stop stalking me!

Commander of the Order


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8638 This user has contributed 8638 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

Finder This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
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Weasel photo3 This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
Adult neon This User is too Damn Sexy!
If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

my mood ring

Because no one cares

3 This user has written 3 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

Sunglasses This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

Brain This user's IQ is 200.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User talk: Weasel3689.

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

ColombianFlag This user is Colombian
...and is smuggling cocaine!
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BS This userpage is bullshit.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
Hummingruby This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

Napoleon4 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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MEH This user redefines lazy.
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
NO This user doesn't care.
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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Protein This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

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MS-P This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.
Pot ato Helper of a Featured Article
This user is lazy and uncreative and, instead of writing their own article, helped edit another person's idea. You can vote for other edited gobshite or nominate your favourite articles at Uncyclopedia:VFH and view the article at the featured archive.

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