User:Weasel3689

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I am the almighty Weasel3689 bow down and here are my contribs:.

VFH, PFP, Other Nonsencsial elections

I constantly vote for stuff on the VFH.

Baby Weasel

My poor first attempt at an article Baby Weasel

Queers of War

My much better second attempt that is not finished please help give suggestions Queers of War

Lord of the FLies

My first featured article (sort of)

Userboxes

I see you <insert name here>! Stop stalking me!

Commander of the Order

Thi$ u$er i$ a Capitali$t.

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“In the Free World, I own the template!!”

This user is a enormous clammy clavichord that likes to legislate while uptight obscure temples deliberate his steak dinner.

Certificate of Respiration is hereby granted to: Weasel3689 for his/her ability to breathe. --Uncyclopedia HowTo

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

8638	This user has contributed 8638 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

This user is a Mac User. Eat up. (List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)

IP	This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is a Pudgist. ....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.

This User is too Damn Sexy! If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

my mood ring

Apathetic. Because no one cares

3	This user has written 3 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

This user's IQ is 200.

This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be Dexter.

Ubx- Crapload

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User talk: Weasel3689.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

RENT	This space for rent. Call 1-800-666-6666.

This user is Colombian ...and is smuggling cocaine! (List of Colombian Uncyclopedians)

BS	This userpage is bullshit.

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

1337	This user is elite.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

MEH	This user redefines lazy.

UBX	This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.

NO	This user doesn't care.

nj	This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

Member of the Order

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MS-P	This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.

Helper of a Featured Article
This user is lazy and uncreative and, instead of writing their own article, helped edit another person's idea. You can vote for other edited gobshite or nominate your favourite articles at Uncyclopedia:VFH and view the article at the featured archive.

Pictures that may induce SEIZURES!!!!