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I learned of hookers and pimps at an early age.
edit Early Childhood
edit College Days
I do not recall.
Work in the town with the highest wage for day laborers in the United States, but not a day laborer myself.
- TV (that's television, thank you)
- The Colbert Report
- The Simpsons
- Reno 911!
- The West Wing (when Aaron Sorkin was writing)
- devil's food
- devil's food with chocolate icing
- devil's food with chocolate icing and chocolate jimmies
- devil's food with chocolate icing and chocolate jimmies and a cream-filled center
- in a can
- in a bottle
- from a keg
- on tap
- back-wash, and cigarette-free
- healthy food
- non-alcoholic beverages
edit Message to The World
I have added to other people's uncyclopedia pages, but did so anonymously.
Now I am ready to make my own...I already have a few ideas, but need to work on creating graphical flourishes.
edit Uncyclopedia Pages That Have Made Me Pee
I may or may not have contributed to these pages, but they make me pee regardless.
No Orleans and all related articles
Everything OCD related