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edit Birthplace

I learned of hookers and pimps at an early age.

edit Early Childhood


edit College Days

I do not recall.

edit Employment

Work in the town with the highest wage for day laborers in the United States, but not a day laborer myself.

edit Likes

  • TV (that's television, thank you)
  1. The Colbert Report
  2. The Simpsons
  3. Seinfeld
  4. Reno 911!
  5. The West Wing (when Aaron Sorkin was writing)
  • Donuts
Why, thank you. --Donut Buy one!|Get one Free!|F@H|MUN 21:34, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
  1. devil's food
  2. devil's food with chocolate icing
  3. devil's food with chocolate icing and chocolate jimmies
  4. devil's food with chocolate icing and chocolate jimmies and a cream-filled center
  • Beer
  1. cold
  2. warm
  3. in a can
  4. in a bottle
  5. from a keg
  6. on tap
  7. back-wash, and cigarette-free

edit Dislikes

  1. reading
  2. healthy food
  3. non-alcoholic beverages

edit Personality

  1. Skepitcal
  2. Inquisitive
  3. Paranoid

edit Message to The World

I have added to other people's uncyclopedia pages, but did so anonymously.

Now I am ready to make my own...I already have a few ideas, but need to work on creating graphical flourishes.

Stay Tuned.

edit Uncyclopedia Pages That Have Made Me Pee

I may or may not have contributed to these pages, but they make me pee regardless.

Hell Desk

The Great Library of Alexandria

HowTo:Write a speech for George W. Bush

Schoolhouse Rock

No Orleans and all related articles

HowTo: Be a Tramp

American Fundie Magazine

The Food Court

Large Text

Cow Arson



Multiple Online Personality Management

Everything OCD related

Idiotic Table of the Elements

The Oldest Trick in the Book

Karl Rove's Fourth Reich Spectrum of Islamofascist Fear

Gay agenda

Atheist Doctrine

Hello Kitty

Reply To All

Cost schedule for buying the US government

Quantum Economics


Abu Ghraib and its sister resorts: Hotel California and Guantanamo Bay


UnBooks:1000 Uncyclopedians Typing Hamlet

Nursery Rhymes

edit Categories That Have Made Me Pee


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