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The irrevocable W.T. Door is currently writing from within the sadistic clutches of US Navy, on a DoD computer *gasp*. He sleeps in a rack, pisses in the head, scrubs the deck, polishes his shoes, and has been known to "smoke and joke" in the p-way. He also has a lot of mandatory study time, which he instead uses to contribute to this illustrious website. Thank him for his service to your country (because our military will soon be aiding your country, regardless of where you're from).