User:VolatileChemical

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Volatilechemical
VolatileChemical, circa 1609. Last known photo of him before the next time that he got a photo of him taken.
Internet name User:VolatileChemical
Real name VolatileChemical
Home Canada
Born 1604
Place of birth A hospital
Place of hospital Out west
Title (among others) King of Everything
Occupation Uh, well, video games occupy a lot of my time
Job Apiring filmmaker
Ancestry Mongolian, Brazillian, United Statseian
Something I find pretty funny You think I'm kidding about that 1604 part

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The rock This user totally rocks at an extremely awesome level.
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