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Hey. My nickname is AWCB. I kick ass! I've done some shit, both stupid and... um... not stupid... I think...
edit Shit I'm Working On
edit My contributions to this glorious
Roughly 50% of the AWCB-Hurricane War
edit Shit I Finished
edit Hot Women I've Done It With
Your fictional girlfriend.
Your real girlfriend.
May from Pokèmon.
Nodoka from Negima.
Asuna from Negima.
... I lost track... somewhere in the 80's.
edit My War(s)
edit My Allies/ Buds
Van Halen (including the current members and past members)
Possibly Chuck Norris
and... Eric Clapton a.k.a. God.
edit My Address
America Mexico Here There America!
edit My REAL address
Why do you wanna know? Asshole!
edit My Secret
Shh... it's a secret... Don't tell anyone...
edit Random Crap
If you see me running, follow.
If you saw me running, you're too late.
Van Halen is
one of the greatest band EVER!
edit My Secret Again
Shh... go down...
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|cpp-1||This user is able to contribute with a basic level of C++.|
|cpp-2||This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of C++.|
|bs-F||This user got an F in Bullsh!t and likes their native language better (if they have one).|
|bl-0||This user does not understand Blasphemy and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.|
|us-N||This user is a native speaker of American English.|
|du-0||This user does not understand Dumbass and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.|
|du-P||This f****r speaks Dumbass heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.|
No, not this... keep going...
|This user is American|
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
Can't you tell?
I can't help it if I like the ladies. Neither can my troublemaker.
HI! I gotta listen to Van Halen daily, otherwise I get very sick.