User:VeyneruUncyc

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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
de-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.
uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
uk-P This f****r speaks Correct English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
tx-0 This user does not understand Texan and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
17-X This user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers.
[[Asshat ah-G]] This user does not speak Asshat and furthermore believes Asshat
to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Asshat
. 
ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.
bs-G This user does not speak Bullsh!t and furthermore believes Bullsh!t to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Bullsh!t.
vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.
lz-X This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers.
mor-X This user only speaks -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . enough to seduce native -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . speakers.
enr-0 This user does not understand Engrish and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
do-0 This user does not understand Dolphin and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
MS-P This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.
MS-X This user only speaks his mind enough to seduce and kidnap native mind-speakers for an authoritarian regime.
15 This user is 15 years old. Woop-ti-doo.


teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak.
Boris johnson mayor of london This user is a Brit and a Johnsonite

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter
Brain This user's IQ is BIGGER THAN YOURS.

Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair Whoa! You made it! Good job!!


Now go away.


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