User:VeyneruUncyc
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| en-N | This user is a native speaker of English. |
| de-1 | This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch. |
| uk-N | This user is a native speaker of Correct English. |
| uk-P | This f****r speaks Correct English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
| tx-0 | This user does not understand Texan and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners. |
| sa-N | This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm. |
| 17-X | This user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers. |
| [[Asshat | ah-G]] | This user does not speak Asshat
and furthermore believes Asshat
to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Asshat . |
| ao-G | This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer. |
| bs-G | This user does not speak Bullsh!t and furthermore believes Bullsh!t to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Bullsh!t. |
| vl-G | This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl. |
| lz-X | This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers. |
| mor-X | This user only speaks -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . enough to seduce native -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . speakers. |
| enr-0 | This user does not understand Engrish and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners. |
| do-0 | This user does not understand Dolphin and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners. |
| MS-P | This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities. |
| MS-X | This user only speaks his mind enough to seduce and kidnap native mind-speakers for an authoritarian regime. |
| 15 | This user is 15 years old. Woop-ti-doo. |
| teen | This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably. |
| ♂ | This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. |
| This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak. |
| This user is a Brit and a Johnsonite |
| This user has no featured articles. He is a failure. Feel free to point and laugh. |
| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be Dexter. | 
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| This user's IQ is BIGGER THAN YOURS. |
| This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. |
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| See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas. |
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| No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.
<-- See? |
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| Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. |
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| What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. |
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| Whoa! You made it! Good job!! |
