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The Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian: Overview

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Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian

On Good Writing

How to be Funny How to Use the Wiki How to Format

On Good Behavior

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Welcome to the Uncyclopedia! If you're here, you've probably found us through some blog, or other variety site, and have stumbled on to the Main Page with the intent of contributing to our giant mass of misinformation to add to the even larger mass of porn and other misinformation called the Internet. If not, then you've been sent here by an admin for an error in judgment or lack of sanity. Either way, we're glad you're here and reading this.

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This is the fucking n00b Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian. It is probably one of the few serious semi-serious pages here, only by virtue of the fact that we need to balance out pages like Kitten Huffing, i burning your dog, and other insane crap, lest we fall off of the wikicity upon which we've precariously perched ourselves.

More importantly, this page is an essential guide for the unacquainted wishing to become non-banned valuable members of our demented, fundamentalist, cult delightfully sane community.

Please note that the term "Ignorable Policy" on all of our official pages is a joke. We try not to take ourselves seriously.

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