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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, VelairWight also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
Facts about me
ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Oops! Were you looking for the expletive version of my user page?

edit This is about me

In real life, I am an 18-year old (turned 18 on April 21) high school student that graduated from high school on May 22. I did manage to get on Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no reason. Same with that loon Oprah. I'm black!

edit Pages I created

edit Templates I created

This list is quicky budding. More will come when I have the patience and time to make more loony and non-factual pages. This is so hard to do.

edit People

Here are my friends and enemies I made in my 18 years when I was alive.

edit Friends

edit Enemies

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even exist)

Spades News

Note: none of these players are factual, except Your mom.


    Stop hand nuvola alternate   I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!   Stop hand nuvola alternate    

   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   

Seems like I didn't get Mr. T's seal of approval... --The Insane Velair Wight 23:42, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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