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ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some NIGGER swears randomly appear. The swears change every NIGGER time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very NIGGER much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

edit This is NIGGER about me

In real life, I am a NIGGER 18-year old NIGGER high school NIGGER graduate. I NIGGER did manage to get on NIGGER Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no NIGGER reason. Same with that NIGGER Oprah.

edit Pages I NIGGER created

edit Templates I NIGGER created

This list is quickly NIGGER expanding. Even NIGGER more will NIGGER come when I NIGGER have the NIGGER patience and NIGGER time to NIGGER make more NIGGER loony and NIGGER non-factual NIGGER pages. This is so NIGGER hard to do.

edit People

Here are my NIGGER friends and NIGGER enemies I NIGGER made in my 18 NIGGER years when I was NIGGER alive.

edit NIGGER Friends

edit NIGGER Enemies

edit NIGGER Quotes

From NIGGER Wikipedia:

This is about Connie NIGGER Mack talking to Lefty NIGGER Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a WORDPERFECT", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a WORDPERFECT, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even NIGGER exist)

Spades News

Note: none of these NIGGER players are NIGGER factual, except Your mom, who I NIGGER last night.


    Stop hand nuvola alternate   I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!   Stop hand nuvola alternate    

   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   

It NIGGER seems like I NIGGER didn't get NIGGER Mr. T's seal of NIGGER approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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