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Facts about me
ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some SHITBALLS swears randomly appear. The swears change every SHITBALLS time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very SHITBALLS much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

edit This is SHITBALLS about me

In real life, I am a SHITBALLS 18-year old SHITBALLS high school SHITBALLS graduate. I SHITBALLS did manage to get on SHITBALLS Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no SHITBALLS reason. Same with that SHITBALLS Oprah.

edit Pages I SHITBALLS created

edit Templates I SHITBALLS created

This list is quickly SHITBALLS expanding. Even SHITBALLS more will SHITBALLS come when I SHITBALLS have the SHITBALLS patience and SHITBALLS time to SHITBALLS make more SHITBALLS loony and SHITBALLS non-factual SHITBALLS pages. This is so SHITBALLS hard to do.

edit People

Here are my SHITBALLS friends and SHITBALLS enemies I SHITBALLS made in my 18 SHITBALLS years when I was SHITBALLS alive.

edit SHITBALLS Friends

edit SHITBALLS Enemies

edit SHITBALLS Quotes

From SHITBALLS Wikipedia:

This is about Connie SHITBALLS Mack talking to Lefty SHITBALLS Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a BSOD", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a BSOD, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even SHITBALLS exist)

Spades News

Note: none of these SHITBALLS players are SHITBALLS factual, except Your mom, who I SHITBALLS last night.


    Stop hand nuvola alternate   I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!   Stop hand nuvola alternate    

   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   

It SHITBALLS seems like I SHITBALLS didn't get SHITBALLS Mr. T's seal of SHITBALLS approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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