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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
Note: some SEX swears randomly appear. The swears change every SEX time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!
(I don't swear very SEX much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)
edit This is SEX about me
edit Pages I SEX created
- Tony La Russa - needs a SEX image of La Russa's SEX head on Darth Vader's SEX body
- Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost SEX complete
- John Elway - SEX halfway SEX finished
- Jackson's Adventure - I am SEX with this SEX page
- Dan Kolb - very SEX incomplete
- Animaniacs - I am SEX so far SEX finished with this SEX page
- Tennessee Williams - still SEX needs some SEX work on it.
edit Templates I SEX created
This list is quickly SEX expanding. Even SEX more will SEX come when I SEX have the SEX patience and SEX time to SEX make more SEX loony and SEX non-factual SEX pages. This is so SEX hard to do.
Here are my SEX friends and SEX enemies I SEX made in my 18 SEX years when I was SEX alive.
edit SEX Friends
- Tony La Russa
- The Pope
- Oscar Wilde
- I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you SEX heard me you SEX!
- The Man with No Name
- Terry Francona
edit SEX Enemies
- Steve Ballmer
- League of X-Traordinary people
- Darth Mario
- Satan's Puppet
- The gateway to Hell
edit SEX Quotes
From SEX Wikipedia:
Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a GPL", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a GPL, Robert."
edit Sports Teams (that most don't even SEX exist)
- St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a SEX one year, $600,000 SEX contract. Signed SEX second baseman Simon Belmont to a SEX four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a SEX three year, eleventy SEX billion dollars contract.
- St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a SEX lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a SEX $5 contract, you SEX.
Note: none of these SEX players are SEX factual, except Your mom, who I SEX last night.