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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
Note: some SHITBALLS swears randomly appear. The swears change every SHITBALLS time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!
(I don't swear very SHITBALLS much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)
edit This is SHITBALLS about me
In real life, I am a SHITBALLS 18-year old SHITBALLS high school SHITBALLS graduate. I SHITBALLS did manage to get on SHITBALLS Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no SHITBALLS reason. Same with that SHITBALLS Oprah.
edit Pages I SHITBALLS created
- Tony La Russa - needs a SHITBALLS image of La Russa's SHITBALLS head on Darth Vader's SHITBALLS body
- Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost SHITBALLS complete
- John Elway - SHITBALLS halfway SHITBALLS finished
- Jackson's Adventure - I am SHITBALLS with this SHITBALLS page
- Dan Kolb - very SHITBALLS incomplete
- Animaniacs - I am SHITBALLS so far SHITBALLS finished with this SHITBALLS page
- Tennessee Williams - still SHITBALLS needs some SHITBALLS work on it.
edit Templates I SHITBALLS created
This list is quickly SHITBALLS expanding. Even SHITBALLS more will SHITBALLS come when I SHITBALLS have the SHITBALLS patience and SHITBALLS time to SHITBALLS make more SHITBALLS loony and SHITBALLS non-factual SHITBALLS pages. This is so SHITBALLS hard to do.
Here are my SHITBALLS friends and SHITBALLS enemies I SHITBALLS made in my 18 SHITBALLS years when I was SHITBALLS alive.
edit SHITBALLS Friends
- Tony La Russa
- The Pope
- Oscar Wilde
- I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you SHITBALLS heard me you SHITBALLS!
- The Man with No Name
- Terry Francona
edit SHITBALLS Enemies
- Steve Ballmer
- League of X-Traordinary people
- Darth Mario
- Satan's Puppet
- The gateway to Hell
edit SHITBALLS Quotes
From SHITBALLS Wikipedia:
Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a BSOD", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a BSOD, Robert."
edit Sports Teams (that most don't even SHITBALLS exist)
- St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a SHITBALLS one year, $600,000 SHITBALLS contract. Signed SHITBALLS second baseman Simon Belmont to a SHITBALLS four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a SHITBALLS three year, eleventy SHITBALLS billion dollars contract.
- St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a SHITBALLS lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a SHITBALLS $5 contract, you SHITBALLS.
Note: none of these SHITBALLS players are SHITBALLS factual, except Your mom, who I SHITBALLS last night.