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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
Note: some COCK swears randomly appear. The swears change every COCK time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!
(I don't swear very COCK much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)
edit This is COCK about me
edit Pages I COCK created
- Tony La Russa - needs a COCK image of La Russa's COCK head on Darth Vader's COCK body
- Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost COCK complete
- John Elway - COCK halfway COCK finished
- Jackson's Adventure - I am COCK with this COCK page
- Dan Kolb - very COCK incomplete
- Animaniacs - I am COCK so far COCK finished with this COCK page
- Tennessee Williams - still COCK needs some COCK work on it.
edit Templates I COCK created
This list is quickly COCK expanding. Even COCK more will COCK come when I COCK have the COCK patience and COCK time to COCK make more COCK loony and COCK non-factual COCK pages. This is so COCK hard to do.
Here are my COCK friends and COCK enemies I COCK made in my 18 COCK years when I was COCK alive.
edit COCK Friends
- Tony La Russa
- The Pope
- Oscar Wilde
- I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you COCK heard me you COCK!
- The Man with No Name
- Terry Francona
edit COCK Enemies
- Steve Ballmer
- League of X-Traordinary people
- Darth Mario
- Satan's Puppet
- The gateway to Hell
edit COCK Quotes
From COCK Wikipedia:
Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a DEVELOPERS!", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a DEVELOPERS!, Robert."
edit Sports Teams (that most don't even COCK exist)
- St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a COCK one year, $600,000 COCK contract. Signed COCK second baseman Simon Belmont to a COCK four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a COCK three year, eleventy COCK billion dollars contract.
- St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a COCK lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a COCK $5 contract, you COCK.
Note: none of these COCK players are COCK factual, except Your mom, who I COCK last night.