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ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some BLOWJOB swears randomly appear. The swears change every BLOWJOB time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very BLOWJOB much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

edit This is BLOWJOB about me

In real life, I am a BLOWJOB 18-year old BLOWJOB high school BLOWJOB graduate. I BLOWJOB did manage to get on BLOWJOB Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no BLOWJOB reason. Same with that BLOWJOB Oprah.

edit Pages I BLOWJOB created

edit Templates I BLOWJOB created

This list is quickly BLOWJOB expanding. Even BLOWJOB more will BLOWJOB come when I BLOWJOB have the BLOWJOB patience and BLOWJOB time to BLOWJOB make more BLOWJOB loony and BLOWJOB non-factual BLOWJOB pages. This is so BLOWJOB hard to do.

edit People

Here are my BLOWJOB friends and BLOWJOB enemies I BLOWJOB made in my 18 BLOWJOB years when I was BLOWJOB alive.

edit BLOWJOB Friends

edit BLOWJOB Enemies

edit BLOWJOB Quotes

From BLOWJOB Wikipedia:

This is about Connie BLOWJOB Mack talking to Lefty BLOWJOB Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a STANDARDS", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a STANDARDS, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even BLOWJOB exist)

Spades News

Note: none of these BLOWJOB players are BLOWJOB factual, except Your mom, who I BLOWJOB last night.

MrT

    Stop hand nuvola alternate   I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!   Stop hand nuvola alternate    

   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   


It BLOWJOB seems like I BLOWJOB didn't get BLOWJOB Mr. T's seal of BLOWJOB approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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