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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
Note: some FUCKWIT swears randomly appear. The swears change every FUCKWIT time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!
(I don't swear very FUCKWIT much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)
edit This is FUCKWIT about me
edit Pages I FUCKWIT created
- Tony La Russa - needs a FUCKWIT image of La Russa's FUCKWIT head on Darth Vader's FUCKWIT body
- Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost FUCKWIT complete
- John Elway - FUCKWIT halfway FUCKWIT finished
- Jackson's Adventure - I am FUCKWIT with this FUCKWIT page
- Dan Kolb - very FUCKWIT incomplete
- Animaniacs - I am FUCKWIT so far FUCKWIT finished with this FUCKWIT page
- Tennessee Williams - still FUCKWIT needs some FUCKWIT work on it.
edit Templates I FUCKWIT created
This list is quickly FUCKWIT expanding. Even FUCKWIT more will FUCKWIT come when I FUCKWIT have the FUCKWIT patience and FUCKWIT time to FUCKWIT make more FUCKWIT loony and FUCKWIT non-factual FUCKWIT pages. This is so FUCKWIT hard to do.
Here are my FUCKWIT friends and FUCKWIT enemies I FUCKWIT made in my 18 FUCKWIT years when I was FUCKWIT alive.
edit FUCKWIT Friends
- Tony La Russa
- The Pope
- Oscar Wilde
- I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you FUCKWIT heard me you FUCKWIT!
- The Man with No Name
- Terry Francona
edit FUCKWIT Enemies
- Steve Ballmer
- League of X-Traordinary people
- Darth Mario
- Satan's Puppet
- The gateway to Hell
edit FUCKWIT Quotes
From FUCKWIT Wikipedia:
Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a FIREFOX", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a FIREFOX, Robert."
edit Sports Teams (that most don't even FUCKWIT exist)
- St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a FUCKWIT one year, $600,000 FUCKWIT contract. Signed FUCKWIT second baseman Simon Belmont to a FUCKWIT four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a FUCKWIT three year, eleventy FUCKWIT billion dollars contract.
- St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a FUCKWIT lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a FUCKWIT $5 contract, you FUCKWIT.
Note: none of these FUCKWIT players are FUCKWIT factual, except Your mom, who I FUCKWIT last night.