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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
Note: some NIGGER swears randomly appear. The swears change every NIGGER time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!
(I don't swear very NIGGER much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)
edit This is NIGGER about me
edit Pages I NIGGER created
- Tony La Russa - needs a NIGGER image of La Russa's NIGGER head on Darth Vader's NIGGER body
- Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost NIGGER complete
- John Elway - NIGGER halfway NIGGER finished
- Jackson's Adventure - I am NIGGER with this NIGGER page
- Dan Kolb - very NIGGER incomplete
- Animaniacs - I am NIGGER so far NIGGER finished with this NIGGER page
- Tennessee Williams - still NIGGER needs some NIGGER work on it.
edit Templates I NIGGER created
This list is quickly NIGGER expanding. Even NIGGER more will NIGGER come when I NIGGER have the NIGGER patience and NIGGER time to NIGGER make more NIGGER loony and NIGGER non-factual NIGGER pages. This is so NIGGER hard to do.
Here are my NIGGER friends and NIGGER enemies I NIGGER made in my 18 NIGGER years when I was NIGGER alive.
edit NIGGER Friends
- Tony La Russa
- The Pope
- Oscar Wilde
- I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you NIGGER heard me you NIGGER!
- The Man with No Name
- Terry Francona
edit NIGGER Enemies
- Steve Ballmer
- League of X-Traordinary people
- Darth Mario
- Satan's Puppet
- The gateway to Hell
edit NIGGER Quotes
From NIGGER Wikipedia:
Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a WORDPERFECT", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a WORDPERFECT, Robert."
edit Sports Teams (that most don't even NIGGER exist)
- St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a NIGGER one year, $600,000 NIGGER contract. Signed NIGGER second baseman Simon Belmont to a NIGGER four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a NIGGER three year, eleventy NIGGER billion dollars contract.
- St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a NIGGER lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a NIGGER $5 contract, you NIGGER.
Note: none of these NIGGER players are NIGGER factual, except Your mom, who I NIGGER last night.