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ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS swears randomly appear. The swears change every COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

edit This is COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS about me

In real life, I am a COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS 18-year old COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS high school COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS graduate. I COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS did manage to get on COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS reason. Same with that COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Oprah.

edit Pages I COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS created

  • Tony La Russa - needs a COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS image of La Russa's COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS head on Darth Vader's COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS body
  • Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS complete
  • John Elway - COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS halfway COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS finished
  • Jackson's Adventure - I am COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS with this COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS page
  • Dan Kolb - very COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS incomplete
  • Animaniacs - I am COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS so far COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS finished with this COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS page
  • Tennessee Williams - still COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS needs some COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS work on it.

edit Templates I COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS created

This list is quickly COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS expanding. Even COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS more will COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS come when I COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS have the COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS patience and COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS time to COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS make more COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS loony and COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS non-factual COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS pages. This is so COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS hard to do.

edit People

Here are my COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS friends and COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS enemies I COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS made in my 18 COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS years when I was COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS alive.

edit COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Friends

edit COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Enemies

edit COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Quotes

From COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Wikipedia:

This is about Connie COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Mack talking to Lefty COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a COPYLEFT", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a COPYLEFT, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS exist)

Spades News

  • St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS one year, $600,000 COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS contract. Signed COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS second baseman Simon Belmont to a COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS three year, eleventy COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS billion dollars contract.
  • St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS $5 contract, you COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS.

Note: none of these COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS players are COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS factual, except Your mom, who I COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS last night.

MrT

    Stop hand nuvola alternate   I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!   Stop hand nuvola alternate    

   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   


It COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS seems like I COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS didn't get COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Mr. T's seal of COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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