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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
Note: some GRIS swears randomly appear. The swears change every GRIS time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!
(I don't swear very GRIS much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)
edit This is GRIS about me
edit Pages I GRIS created
- Tony La Russa - needs a GRIS image of La Russa's GRIS head on Darth Vader's GRIS body
- Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost GRIS complete
- John Elway - GRIS halfway GRIS finished
- Jackson's Adventure - I am GRIS with this GRIS page
- Dan Kolb - very GRIS incomplete
- Animaniacs - I am GRIS so far GRIS finished with this GRIS page
- Tennessee Williams - still GRIS needs some GRIS work on it.
edit Templates I GRIS created
This list is quickly GRIS expanding. Even GRIS more will GRIS come when I GRIS have the GRIS patience and GRIS time to GRIS make more GRIS loony and GRIS non-factual GRIS pages. This is so GRIS hard to do.
Here are my GRIS friends and GRIS enemies I GRIS made in my 18 GRIS years when I was GRIS alive.
edit GRIS Friends
- Tony La Russa
- The Pope
- Oscar Wilde
- I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you GRIS heard me you GRIS!
- The Man with No Name
- Terry Francona
edit GRIS Enemies
- Steve Ballmer
- League of X-Traordinary people
- Darth Mario
- Satan's Puppet
- The gateway to Hell
edit GRIS Quotes
From GRIS Wikipedia:
Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a GPL", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a GPL, Robert."
edit Sports Teams (that most don't even GRIS exist)
- St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a GRIS one year, $600,000 GRIS contract. Signed GRIS second baseman Simon Belmont to a GRIS four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a GRIS three year, eleventy GRIS billion dollars contract.
- St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a GRIS lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a GRIS $5 contract, you GRIS.
Note: none of these GRIS players are GRIS factual, except Your mom, who I GRIS last night.