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Facts about me
ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some BUTT-HEAD swears randomly appear. The swears change every BUTT-HEAD time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very BUTT-HEAD much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

edit This is BUTT-HEAD about me

In real life, I am a BUTT-HEAD 18-year old BUTT-HEAD high school BUTT-HEAD graduate. I BUTT-HEAD did manage to get on BUTT-HEAD Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no BUTT-HEAD reason. Same with that BUTT-HEAD Oprah.

edit Pages I BUTT-HEAD created

edit Templates I BUTT-HEAD created

This list is quickly BUTT-HEAD expanding. Even BUTT-HEAD more will BUTT-HEAD come when I BUTT-HEAD have the BUTT-HEAD patience and BUTT-HEAD time to BUTT-HEAD make more BUTT-HEAD loony and BUTT-HEAD non-factual BUTT-HEAD pages. This is so BUTT-HEAD hard to do.

edit People

Here are my BUTT-HEAD friends and BUTT-HEAD enemies I BUTT-HEAD made in my 18 BUTT-HEAD years when I was BUTT-HEAD alive.

edit BUTT-HEAD Friends

edit BUTT-HEAD Enemies

edit BUTT-HEAD Quotes

From BUTT-HEAD Wikipedia:

This is about Connie BUTT-HEAD Mack talking to Lefty BUTT-HEAD Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a APPLE", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a APPLE, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even BUTT-HEAD exist)

Spades News

Note: none of these BUTT-HEAD players are BUTT-HEAD factual, except Your mom, who I BUTT-HEAD last night.


    Stop hand nuvola alternate   I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!   Stop hand nuvola alternate    

   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   

It BUTT-HEAD seems like I BUTT-HEAD didn't get BUTT-HEAD Mr. T's seal of BUTT-HEAD approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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