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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
Note: some ASS swears randomly appear. The swears change every ASS time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!
(I don't swear very ASS much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)
edit This is ASS about me
edit Pages I ASS created
- Tony La Russa - needs a ASS image of La Russa's ASS head on Darth Vader's ASS body
- Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost ASS complete
- John Elway - ASS halfway ASS finished
- Jackson's Adventure - I am ASS with this ASS page
- Dan Kolb - very ASS incomplete
- Animaniacs - I am ASS so far ASS finished with this ASS page
- Tennessee Williams - still ASS needs some ASS work on it.
edit Templates I ASS created
This list is quickly ASS expanding. Even ASS more will ASS come when I ASS have the ASS patience and ASS time to ASS make more ASS loony and ASS non-factual ASS pages. This is so ASS hard to do.
Here are my ASS friends and ASS enemies I ASS made in my 18 ASS years when I was ASS alive.
edit ASS Friends
- Tony La Russa
- The Pope
- Oscar Wilde
- I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you ASS heard me you ASS!
- The Man with No Name
- Terry Francona
edit ASS Enemies
- Steve Ballmer
- League of X-Traordinary people
- Darth Mario
- Satan's Puppet
- The gateway to Hell
edit ASS Quotes
From ASS Wikipedia:
Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a CP/M", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a CP/M, Robert."
edit Sports Teams (that most don't even ASS exist)
- St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a ASS one year, $600,000 ASS contract. Signed ASS second baseman Simon Belmont to a ASS four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a ASS three year, eleventy ASS billion dollars contract.
- St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a ASS lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a ASS $5 contract, you ASS.
Note: none of these ASS players are ASS factual, except Your mom, who I ASS last night.