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ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some RECTUM RAIDER swears randomly appear. The swears change every RECTUM RAIDER time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very RECTUM RAIDER much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

edit This is RECTUM RAIDER about me

In real life, I am a RECTUM RAIDER 18-year old RECTUM RAIDER high school RECTUM RAIDER graduate. I RECTUM RAIDER did manage to get on RECTUM RAIDER Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no RECTUM RAIDER reason. Same with that RECTUM RAIDER Oprah.

edit Pages I RECTUM RAIDER created

edit Templates I RECTUM RAIDER created

This list is quickly RECTUM RAIDER expanding. Even RECTUM RAIDER more will RECTUM RAIDER come when I RECTUM RAIDER have the RECTUM RAIDER patience and RECTUM RAIDER time to RECTUM RAIDER make more RECTUM RAIDER loony and RECTUM RAIDER non-factual RECTUM RAIDER pages. This is so RECTUM RAIDER hard to do.

edit People

Here are my RECTUM RAIDER friends and RECTUM RAIDER enemies I RECTUM RAIDER made in my 18 RECTUM RAIDER years when I was RECTUM RAIDER alive.

edit RECTUM RAIDER Friends

edit RECTUM RAIDER Enemies

edit RECTUM RAIDER Quotes

From RECTUM RAIDER Wikipedia:

This is about Connie RECTUM RAIDER Mack talking to Lefty RECTUM RAIDER Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a iPODS", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a iPODS, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even RECTUM RAIDER exist)

Spades News

  • St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a RECTUM RAIDER one year, $600,000 RECTUM RAIDER contract. Signed RECTUM RAIDER second baseman Simon Belmont to a RECTUM RAIDER four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a RECTUM RAIDER three year, eleventy RECTUM RAIDER billion dollars contract.
  • St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a RECTUM RAIDER lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a RECTUM RAIDER $5 contract, you RECTUM RAIDER.

Note: none of these RECTUM RAIDER players are RECTUM RAIDER factual, except Your mom, who I RECTUM RAIDER last night.

MrT

    Stop hand nuvola alternate   I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!   Stop hand nuvola alternate    

   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   


It RECTUM RAIDER seems like I RECTUM RAIDER didn't get RECTUM RAIDER Mr. T's seal of RECTUM RAIDER approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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