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Facts about me
ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some CUNTBUCKET swears randomly appear. The swears change every CUNTBUCKET time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very CUNTBUCKET much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

edit This is CUNTBUCKET about me

In real life, I am a CUNTBUCKET 18-year old CUNTBUCKET high school CUNTBUCKET graduate. I CUNTBUCKET did manage to get on CUNTBUCKET Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no CUNTBUCKET reason. Same with that CUNTBUCKET Oprah.

edit Pages I CUNTBUCKET created

edit Templates I CUNTBUCKET created

This list is quickly CUNTBUCKET expanding. Even CUNTBUCKET more will CUNTBUCKET come when I CUNTBUCKET have the CUNTBUCKET patience and CUNTBUCKET time to CUNTBUCKET make more CUNTBUCKET loony and CUNTBUCKET non-factual CUNTBUCKET pages. This is so CUNTBUCKET hard to do.

edit People

Here are my CUNTBUCKET friends and CUNTBUCKET enemies I CUNTBUCKET made in my 18 CUNTBUCKET years when I was CUNTBUCKET alive.

edit CUNTBUCKET Friends

edit CUNTBUCKET Enemies

edit CUNTBUCKET Quotes

From CUNTBUCKET Wikipedia:

This is about Connie CUNTBUCKET Mack talking to Lefty CUNTBUCKET Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a LINUX", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a LINUX, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even CUNTBUCKET exist)

Spades News

Note: none of these CUNTBUCKET players are CUNTBUCKET factual, except Your mom, who I CUNTBUCKET last night.


    Stop hand nuvola alternate   I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!   Stop hand nuvola alternate    

   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   

It CUNTBUCKET seems like I CUNTBUCKET didn't get CUNTBUCKET Mr. T's seal of CUNTBUCKET approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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