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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
Note: some BUTT-HEAD swears randomly appear. The swears change every BUTT-HEAD time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!
(I don't swear very BUTT-HEAD much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)
edit This is BUTT-HEAD about me
In real life, I am a BUTT-HEAD 18-year old BUTT-HEAD high school BUTT-HEAD graduate. I BUTT-HEAD did manage to get on BUTT-HEAD Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no BUTT-HEAD reason. Same with that BUTT-HEAD Oprah.
edit Pages I BUTT-HEAD created
- Tony La Russa - needs a BUTT-HEAD image of La Russa's BUTT-HEAD head on Darth Vader's BUTT-HEAD body
- Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost BUTT-HEAD complete
- John Elway - BUTT-HEAD halfway BUTT-HEAD finished
- Jackson's Adventure - I am BUTT-HEAD with this BUTT-HEAD page
- Dan Kolb - very BUTT-HEAD incomplete
- Animaniacs - I am BUTT-HEAD so far BUTT-HEAD finished with this BUTT-HEAD page
- Tennessee Williams - still BUTT-HEAD needs some BUTT-HEAD work on it.
edit Templates I BUTT-HEAD created
This list is quickly BUTT-HEAD expanding. Even BUTT-HEAD more will BUTT-HEAD come when I BUTT-HEAD have the BUTT-HEAD patience and BUTT-HEAD time to BUTT-HEAD make more BUTT-HEAD loony and BUTT-HEAD non-factual BUTT-HEAD pages. This is so BUTT-HEAD hard to do.
Here are my BUTT-HEAD friends and BUTT-HEAD enemies I BUTT-HEAD made in my 18 BUTT-HEAD years when I was BUTT-HEAD alive.
edit BUTT-HEAD Friends
- Tony La Russa
- The Pope
- Oscar Wilde
- I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you BUTT-HEAD heard me you BUTT-HEAD!
- The Man with No Name
- Terry Francona
edit BUTT-HEAD Enemies
- Steve Ballmer
- League of X-Traordinary people
- Darth Mario
- Satan's Puppet
- The gateway to Hell
edit BUTT-HEAD Quotes
From BUTT-HEAD Wikipedia:
Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a APPLE", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a APPLE, Robert."
edit Sports Teams (that most don't even BUTT-HEAD exist)
- St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a BUTT-HEAD one year, $600,000 BUTT-HEAD contract. Signed BUTT-HEAD second baseman Simon Belmont to a BUTT-HEAD four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a BUTT-HEAD three year, eleventy BUTT-HEAD billion dollars contract.
- St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a BUTT-HEAD lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a BUTT-HEAD $5 contract, you BUTT-HEAD.
Note: none of these BUTT-HEAD players are BUTT-HEAD factual, except Your mom, who I BUTT-HEAD last night.