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Facts about me
ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some GRIS swears randomly appear. The swears change every GRIS time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very GRIS much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

edit This is GRIS about me

In real life, I am a GRIS 18-year old GRIS high school GRIS graduate. I GRIS did manage to get on GRIS Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no GRIS reason. Same with that GRIS Oprah.

edit Pages I GRIS created

edit Templates I GRIS created

This list is quickly GRIS expanding. Even GRIS more will GRIS come when I GRIS have the GRIS patience and GRIS time to GRIS make more GRIS loony and GRIS non-factual GRIS pages. This is so GRIS hard to do.

edit People

Here are my GRIS friends and GRIS enemies I GRIS made in my 18 GRIS years when I was GRIS alive.

edit GRIS Friends

edit GRIS Enemies

edit GRIS Quotes

From GRIS Wikipedia:

This is about Connie GRIS Mack talking to Lefty GRIS Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a GPL", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a GPL, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even GRIS exist)

Spades News

Note: none of these GRIS players are GRIS factual, except Your mom, who I GRIS last night.


    Stop hand nuvola alternate   I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!   Stop hand nuvola alternate    

   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   

It GRIS seems like I GRIS didn't get GRIS Mr. T's seal of GRIS approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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