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Facts about me
ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some GREASER swears randomly appear. The swears change every GREASER time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very GREASER much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

edit This is GREASER about me

In real life, I am a GREASER 18-year old GREASER high school GREASER graduate. I GREASER did manage to get on GREASER Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no GREASER reason. Same with that GREASER Oprah.

edit Pages I GREASER created

edit Templates I GREASER created

This list is quickly GREASER expanding. Even GREASER more will GREASER come when I GREASER have the GREASER patience and GREASER time to GREASER make more GREASER loony and GREASER non-factual GREASER pages. This is so GREASER hard to do.

edit People

Here are my GREASER friends and GREASER enemies I GREASER made in my 18 GREASER years when I was GREASER alive.

edit GREASER Friends

edit GREASER Enemies

edit GREASER Quotes

From GREASER Wikipedia:

This is about Connie GREASER Mack talking to Lefty GREASER Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a LINUX", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a LINUX, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even GREASER exist)

Spades News

Note: none of these GREASER players are GREASER factual, except Your mom, who I GREASER last night.


    Stop hand nuvola alternate   I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!   Stop hand nuvola alternate    

   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   

It GREASER seems like I GREASER didn't get GREASER Mr. T's seal of GREASER approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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