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ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some BARBRA STREISAND swears randomly appear. The swears change every BARBRA STREISAND time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very BARBRA STREISAND much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

edit This is BARBRA STREISAND about me

In real life, I am a BARBRA STREISAND 18-year old BARBRA STREISAND high school BARBRA STREISAND graduate. I BARBRA STREISAND did manage to get on BARBRA STREISAND Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no BARBRA STREISAND reason. Same with that BARBRA STREISAND Oprah.

edit Pages I BARBRA STREISAND created

edit Templates I BARBRA STREISAND created

This list is quickly BARBRA STREISAND expanding. Even BARBRA STREISAND more will BARBRA STREISAND come when I BARBRA STREISAND have the BARBRA STREISAND patience and BARBRA STREISAND time to BARBRA STREISAND make more BARBRA STREISAND loony and BARBRA STREISAND non-factual BARBRA STREISAND pages. This is so BARBRA STREISAND hard to do.

edit People

Here are my BARBRA STREISAND friends and BARBRA STREISAND enemies I BARBRA STREISAND made in my 18 BARBRA STREISAND years when I was BARBRA STREISAND alive.

edit BARBRA STREISAND Friends

edit BARBRA STREISAND Enemies

edit BARBRA STREISAND Quotes

From BARBRA STREISAND Wikipedia:

This is about Connie BARBRA STREISAND Mack talking to Lefty BARBRA STREISAND Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a LOTUS", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a LOTUS, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even BARBRA STREISAND exist)

Spades News

  • St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a BARBRA STREISAND one year, $600,000 BARBRA STREISAND contract. Signed BARBRA STREISAND second baseman Simon Belmont to a BARBRA STREISAND four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a BARBRA STREISAND three year, eleventy BARBRA STREISAND billion dollars contract.
  • St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a BARBRA STREISAND lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a BARBRA STREISAND $5 contract, you BARBRA STREISAND.

Note: none of these BARBRA STREISAND players are BARBRA STREISAND factual, except Your mom, who I BARBRA STREISAND last night.

MrT

    Stop hand nuvola alternate   I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!   Stop hand nuvola alternate    

   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   


It BARBRA STREISAND seems like I BARBRA STREISAND didn't get BARBRA STREISAND Mr. T's seal of BARBRA STREISAND approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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