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ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some FUCKWIT swears randomly appear. The swears change every FUCKWIT time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very FUCKWIT much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

edit This is FUCKWIT about me

In real life, I am a FUCKWIT 18-year old FUCKWIT high school FUCKWIT graduate. I FUCKWIT did manage to get on FUCKWIT Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no FUCKWIT reason. Same with that FUCKWIT Oprah.

edit Pages I FUCKWIT created

edit Templates I FUCKWIT created

This list is quickly FUCKWIT expanding. Even FUCKWIT more will FUCKWIT come when I FUCKWIT have the FUCKWIT patience and FUCKWIT time to FUCKWIT make more FUCKWIT loony and FUCKWIT non-factual FUCKWIT pages. This is so FUCKWIT hard to do.

edit People

Here are my FUCKWIT friends and FUCKWIT enemies I FUCKWIT made in my 18 FUCKWIT years when I was FUCKWIT alive.

edit FUCKWIT Friends

edit FUCKWIT Enemies

edit FUCKWIT Quotes

From FUCKWIT Wikipedia:

This is about Connie FUCKWIT Mack talking to Lefty FUCKWIT Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a FIREFOX", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a FIREFOX, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even FUCKWIT exist)

Spades News

Note: none of these FUCKWIT players are FUCKWIT factual, except Your mom, who I FUCKWIT last night.

MrT

    Stop hand nuvola alternate   I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!   Stop hand nuvola alternate    

   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   


It FUCKWIT seems like I FUCKWIT didn't get FUCKWIT Mr. T's seal of FUCKWIT approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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