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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
Note: some JACK OFF swears randomly appear. The swears change every JACK OFF time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!
(I don't swear very JACK OFF much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)
edit This is JACK OFF about me
In real life, I am a JACK OFF 18-year old JACK OFF high school JACK OFF graduate. I JACK OFF did manage to get on JACK OFF Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no JACK OFF reason. Same with that JACK OFF Oprah.
edit Pages I JACK OFF created
- Tony La Russa - needs a JACK OFF image of La Russa's JACK OFF head on Darth Vader's JACK OFF body
- Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost JACK OFF complete
- John Elway - JACK OFF halfway JACK OFF finished
- Jackson's Adventure - I am JACK OFF with this JACK OFF page
- Dan Kolb - very JACK OFF incomplete
- Animaniacs - I am JACK OFF so far JACK OFF finished with this JACK OFF page
- Tennessee Williams - still JACK OFF needs some JACK OFF work on it.
edit Templates I JACK OFF created
This list is quickly JACK OFF expanding. Even JACK OFF more will JACK OFF come when I JACK OFF have the JACK OFF patience and JACK OFF time to JACK OFF make more JACK OFF loony and JACK OFF non-factual JACK OFF pages. This is so JACK OFF hard to do.
Here are my JACK OFF friends and JACK OFF enemies I JACK OFF made in my 18 JACK OFF years when I was JACK OFF alive.
edit JACK OFF Friends
- Tony La Russa
- The Pope
- Oscar Wilde
- I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you JACK OFF heard me you JACK OFF!
- The Man with No Name
- Terry Francona
edit JACK OFF Enemies
- Steve Ballmer
- League of X-Traordinary people
- Darth Mario
- Satan's Puppet
- The gateway to Hell
edit JACK OFF Quotes
From JACK OFF Wikipedia:
Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a APPLE", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a APPLE, Robert."
edit Sports Teams (that most don't even JACK OFF exist)
- St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a JACK OFF one year, $600,000 JACK OFF contract. Signed JACK OFF second baseman Simon Belmont to a JACK OFF four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a JACK OFF three year, eleventy JACK OFF billion dollars contract.
- St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a JACK OFF lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a JACK OFF $5 contract, you JACK OFF.
Note: none of these JACK OFF players are JACK OFF factual, except Your mom, who I JACK OFF last night.