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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
Note: some GREASER swears randomly appear. The swears change every GREASER time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!
(I don't swear very GREASER much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)
edit This is GREASER about me
edit Pages I GREASER created
- Tony La Russa - needs a GREASER image of La Russa's GREASER head on Darth Vader's GREASER body
- Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost GREASER complete
- John Elway - GREASER halfway GREASER finished
- Jackson's Adventure - I am GREASER with this GREASER page
- Dan Kolb - very GREASER incomplete
- Animaniacs - I am GREASER so far GREASER finished with this GREASER page
- Tennessee Williams - still GREASER needs some GREASER work on it.
edit Templates I GREASER created
This list is quickly GREASER expanding. Even GREASER more will GREASER come when I GREASER have the GREASER patience and GREASER time to GREASER make more GREASER loony and GREASER non-factual GREASER pages. This is so GREASER hard to do.
Here are my GREASER friends and GREASER enemies I GREASER made in my 18 GREASER years when I was GREASER alive.
edit GREASER Friends
- Tony La Russa
- The Pope
- Oscar Wilde
- I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you GREASER heard me you GREASER!
- The Man with No Name
- Terry Francona
edit GREASER Enemies
- Steve Ballmer
- League of X-Traordinary people
- Darth Mario
- Satan's Puppet
- The gateway to Hell
edit GREASER Quotes
From GREASER Wikipedia:
Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a LINUX", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a LINUX, Robert."
edit Sports Teams (that most don't even GREASER exist)
- St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a GREASER one year, $600,000 GREASER contract. Signed GREASER second baseman Simon Belmont to a GREASER four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a GREASER three year, eleventy GREASER billion dollars contract.
- St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a GREASER lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a GREASER $5 contract, you GREASER.
Note: none of these GREASER players are GREASER factual, except Your mom, who I GREASER last night.