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ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some DICK CHICKEN swears randomly appear. The swears change every DICK CHICKEN time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very DICK CHICKEN much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

edit This is DICK CHICKEN about me

In real life, I am a DICK CHICKEN 18-year old DICK CHICKEN high school DICK CHICKEN graduate. I DICK CHICKEN did manage to get on DICK CHICKEN Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no DICK CHICKEN reason. Same with that DICK CHICKEN Oprah.

edit Pages I DICK CHICKEN created

edit Templates I DICK CHICKEN created

This list is quickly DICK CHICKEN expanding. Even DICK CHICKEN more will DICK CHICKEN come when I DICK CHICKEN have the DICK CHICKEN patience and DICK CHICKEN time to DICK CHICKEN make more DICK CHICKEN loony and DICK CHICKEN non-factual DICK CHICKEN pages. This is so DICK CHICKEN hard to do.

edit People

Here are my DICK CHICKEN friends and DICK CHICKEN enemies I DICK CHICKEN made in my 18 DICK CHICKEN years when I was DICK CHICKEN alive.

edit DICK CHICKEN Friends

edit DICK CHICKEN Enemies

edit DICK CHICKEN Quotes

From DICK CHICKEN Wikipedia:

This is about Connie DICK CHICKEN Mack talking to Lefty DICK CHICKEN Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a LINUS TORVALDS", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a LINUS TORVALDS, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even DICK CHICKEN exist)

Spades News

  • St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a DICK CHICKEN one year, $600,000 DICK CHICKEN contract. Signed DICK CHICKEN second baseman Simon Belmont to a DICK CHICKEN four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a DICK CHICKEN three year, eleventy DICK CHICKEN billion dollars contract.
  • St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a DICK CHICKEN lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a DICK CHICKEN $5 contract, you DICK CHICKEN.

Note: none of these DICK CHICKEN players are DICK CHICKEN factual, except Your mom, who I DICK CHICKEN last night.

MrT

    Stop hand nuvola alternate   I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!   Stop hand nuvola alternate    

   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   


It DICK CHICKEN seems like I DICK CHICKEN didn't get DICK CHICKEN Mr. T's seal of DICK CHICKEN approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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