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ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some COCK swears randomly appear. The swears change every COCK time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very COCK much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

edit This is COCK about me

In real life, I am a COCK 18-year old COCK high school COCK graduate. I COCK did manage to get on COCK Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no COCK reason. Same with that COCK Oprah.

edit Pages I COCK created

edit Templates I COCK created

This list is quickly COCK expanding. Even COCK more will COCK come when I COCK have the COCK patience and COCK time to COCK make more COCK loony and COCK non-factual COCK pages. This is so COCK hard to do.

edit People

Here are my COCK friends and COCK enemies I COCK made in my 18 COCK years when I was COCK alive.

edit COCK Friends

edit COCK Enemies

edit COCK Quotes

From COCK Wikipedia:

This is about Connie COCK Mack talking to Lefty COCK Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a DEVELOPERS!", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a DEVELOPERS!, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even COCK exist)

Spades News

Note: none of these COCK players are COCK factual, except Your mom, who I COCK last night.


    Stop hand nuvola alternate   I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!   Stop hand nuvola alternate    

   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   

It COCK seems like I COCK didn't get COCK Mr. T's seal of COCK approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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