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ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some JACK OFF swears randomly appear. The swears change every JACK OFF time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very JACK OFF much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

edit This is JACK OFF about me

In real life, I am a JACK OFF 18-year old JACK OFF high school JACK OFF graduate. I JACK OFF did manage to get on JACK OFF Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no JACK OFF reason. Same with that JACK OFF Oprah.

edit Pages I JACK OFF created

edit Templates I JACK OFF created

This list is quickly JACK OFF expanding. Even JACK OFF more will JACK OFF come when I JACK OFF have the JACK OFF patience and JACK OFF time to JACK OFF make more JACK OFF loony and JACK OFF non-factual JACK OFF pages. This is so JACK OFF hard to do.

edit People

Here are my JACK OFF friends and JACK OFF enemies I JACK OFF made in my 18 JACK OFF years when I was JACK OFF alive.

edit JACK OFF Friends

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edit JACK OFF Quotes

From JACK OFF Wikipedia:

This is about Connie JACK OFF Mack talking to Lefty JACK OFF Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a APPLE", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a APPLE, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even JACK OFF exist)

Spades News

Note: none of these JACK OFF players are JACK OFF factual, except Your mom, who I JACK OFF last night.


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   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   

It JACK OFF seems like I JACK OFF didn't get JACK OFF Mr. T's seal of JACK OFF approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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