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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
Note: some AUTOFELLATIO swears randomly appear. The swears change every AUTOFELLATIO time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!
(I don't swear very AUTOFELLATIO much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)
edit This is AUTOFELLATIO about me
In real life, I am a AUTOFELLATIO 18-year old AUTOFELLATIO high school AUTOFELLATIO graduate. I AUTOFELLATIO did manage to get on AUTOFELLATIO Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no AUTOFELLATIO reason. Same with that AUTOFELLATIO Oprah.
edit Pages I AUTOFELLATIO created
- Tony La Russa - needs a AUTOFELLATIO image of La Russa's AUTOFELLATIO head on Darth Vader's AUTOFELLATIO body
- Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost AUTOFELLATIO complete
- John Elway - AUTOFELLATIO halfway AUTOFELLATIO finished
- Jackson's Adventure - I am AUTOFELLATIO with this AUTOFELLATIO page
- Dan Kolb - very AUTOFELLATIO incomplete
- Animaniacs - I am AUTOFELLATIO so far AUTOFELLATIO finished with this AUTOFELLATIO page
- Tennessee Williams - still AUTOFELLATIO needs some AUTOFELLATIO work on it.
edit Templates I AUTOFELLATIO created
This list is quickly AUTOFELLATIO expanding. Even AUTOFELLATIO more will AUTOFELLATIO come when I AUTOFELLATIO have the AUTOFELLATIO patience and AUTOFELLATIO time to AUTOFELLATIO make more AUTOFELLATIO loony and AUTOFELLATIO non-factual AUTOFELLATIO pages. This is so AUTOFELLATIO hard to do.
Here are my AUTOFELLATIO friends and AUTOFELLATIO enemies I AUTOFELLATIO made in my 18 AUTOFELLATIO years when I was AUTOFELLATIO alive.
edit AUTOFELLATIO Friends
- Tony La Russa
- The Pope
- Oscar Wilde
- I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you AUTOFELLATIO heard me you AUTOFELLATIO!
- The Man with No Name
- Terry Francona
edit AUTOFELLATIO Enemies
- Steve Ballmer
- League of X-Traordinary people
- Darth Mario
- Satan's Puppet
- The gateway to Hell
edit AUTOFELLATIO Quotes
From AUTOFELLATIO Wikipedia:
Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a CSS", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a CSS, Robert."
edit Sports Teams (that most don't even AUTOFELLATIO exist)
- St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a AUTOFELLATIO one year, $600,000 AUTOFELLATIO contract. Signed AUTOFELLATIO second baseman Simon Belmont to a AUTOFELLATIO four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a AUTOFELLATIO three year, eleventy AUTOFELLATIO billion dollars contract.
- St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a AUTOFELLATIO lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a AUTOFELLATIO $5 contract, you AUTOFELLATIO.
Note: none of these AUTOFELLATIO players are AUTOFELLATIO factual, except Your mom, who I AUTOFELLATIO last night.