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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
Note: some SHIT swears randomly appear. The swears change every SHIT time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!
(I don't swear very SHIT much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)
edit This is SHIT about me
edit Pages I SHIT created
- Tony La Russa - needs a SHIT image of La Russa's SHIT head on Darth Vader's SHIT body
- Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost SHIT complete
- John Elway - SHIT halfway SHIT finished
- Jackson's Adventure - I am SHIT with this SHIT page
- Dan Kolb - very SHIT incomplete
- Animaniacs - I am SHIT so far SHIT finished with this SHIT page
- Tennessee Williams - still SHIT needs some SHIT work on it.
edit Templates I SHIT created
This list is quickly SHIT expanding. Even SHIT more will SHIT come when I SHIT have the SHIT patience and SHIT time to SHIT make more SHIT loony and SHIT non-factual SHIT pages. This is so SHIT hard to do.
Here are my SHIT friends and SHIT enemies I SHIT made in my 18 SHIT years when I was SHIT alive.
edit SHIT Friends
- Tony La Russa
- The Pope
- Oscar Wilde
- I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you SHIT heard me you SHIT!
- The Man with No Name
- Terry Francona
edit SHIT Enemies
- Steve Ballmer
- League of X-Traordinary people
- Darth Mario
- Satan's Puppet
- The gateway to Hell
edit SHIT Quotes
From SHIT Wikipedia:
Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a LOTUS", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a LOTUS, Robert."
edit Sports Teams (that most don't even SHIT exist)
- St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a SHIT one year, $600,000 SHIT contract. Signed SHIT second baseman Simon Belmont to a SHIT four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a SHIT three year, eleventy SHIT billion dollars contract.
- St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a SHIT lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a SHIT $5 contract, you SHIT.
Note: none of these SHIT players are SHIT factual, except Your mom, who I SHIT last night.