User:VelairWight/Tourettes

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ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some NECROPHILIA swears randomly appear. The swears change every NECROPHILIA time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very NECROPHILIA much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

edit This is NECROPHILIA about me

In real life, I am a NECROPHILIA 18-year old NECROPHILIA high school NECROPHILIA graduate. I NECROPHILIA did manage to get on NECROPHILIA Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no NECROPHILIA reason. Same with that NECROPHILIA Oprah.

edit Pages I NECROPHILIA created

edit Templates I NECROPHILIA created

This list is quickly NECROPHILIA expanding. Even NECROPHILIA more will NECROPHILIA come when I NECROPHILIA have the NECROPHILIA patience and NECROPHILIA time to NECROPHILIA make more NECROPHILIA loony and NECROPHILIA non-factual NECROPHILIA pages. This is so NECROPHILIA hard to do.

edit People

Here are my NECROPHILIA friends and NECROPHILIA enemies I NECROPHILIA made in my 18 NECROPHILIA years when I was NECROPHILIA alive.

edit NECROPHILIA Friends

edit NECROPHILIA Enemies

edit NECROPHILIA Quotes

From NECROPHILIA Wikipedia:

This is about Connie NECROPHILIA Mack talking to Lefty NECROPHILIA Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a OPEN FORMATS", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a OPEN FORMATS, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even NECROPHILIA exist)

Spades News

  • St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a NECROPHILIA one year, $600,000 NECROPHILIA contract. Signed NECROPHILIA second baseman Simon Belmont to a NECROPHILIA four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a NECROPHILIA three year, eleventy NECROPHILIA billion dollars contract.
  • St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a NECROPHILIA lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a NECROPHILIA $5 contract, you NECROPHILIA.

Note: none of these NECROPHILIA players are NECROPHILIA factual, except Your mom, who I NECROPHILIA last night.

MrT

    Stop hand nuvola alternate   I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!   Stop hand nuvola alternate    

   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   


It NECROPHILIA seems like I NECROPHILIA didn't get NECROPHILIA Mr. T's seal of NECROPHILIA approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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