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ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some FIRECROTCH swears randomly appear. The swears change every FIRECROTCH time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very FIRECROTCH much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

edit This is FIRECROTCH about me

In real life, I am a FIRECROTCH 18-year old FIRECROTCH high school FIRECROTCH graduate. I FIRECROTCH did manage to get on FIRECROTCH Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no FIRECROTCH reason. Same with that FIRECROTCH Oprah.

edit Pages I FIRECROTCH created

edit Templates I FIRECROTCH created

This list is quickly FIRECROTCH expanding. Even FIRECROTCH more will FIRECROTCH come when I FIRECROTCH have the FIRECROTCH patience and FIRECROTCH time to FIRECROTCH make more FIRECROTCH loony and FIRECROTCH non-factual FIRECROTCH pages. This is so FIRECROTCH hard to do.

edit People

Here are my FIRECROTCH friends and FIRECROTCH enemies I FIRECROTCH made in my 18 FIRECROTCH years when I was FIRECROTCH alive.

edit FIRECROTCH Friends

edit FIRECROTCH Enemies

edit FIRECROTCH Quotes

From FIRECROTCH Wikipedia:

This is about Connie FIRECROTCH Mack talking to Lefty FIRECROTCH Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a EUROPEAN PATENT LAW", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a EUROPEAN PATENT LAW, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even FIRECROTCH exist)

Spades News

Note: none of these FIRECROTCH players are FIRECROTCH factual, except Your mom, who I FIRECROTCH last night.


    Stop hand nuvola alternate   I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!   Stop hand nuvola alternate    

   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   

It FIRECROTCH seems like I FIRECROTCH didn't get FIRECROTCH Mr. T's seal of FIRECROTCH approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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