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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
Note: some NECROPHILIA swears randomly appear. The swears change every NECROPHILIA time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!
(I don't swear very NECROPHILIA much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)
edit This is NECROPHILIA about me
In real life, I am a NECROPHILIA 18-year old NECROPHILIA high school NECROPHILIA graduate. I NECROPHILIA did manage to get on NECROPHILIA Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no NECROPHILIA reason. Same with that NECROPHILIA Oprah.
edit Pages I NECROPHILIA created
- Tony La Russa - needs a NECROPHILIA image of La Russa's NECROPHILIA head on Darth Vader's NECROPHILIA body
- Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost NECROPHILIA complete
- John Elway - NECROPHILIA halfway NECROPHILIA finished
- Jackson's Adventure - I am NECROPHILIA with this NECROPHILIA page
- Dan Kolb - very NECROPHILIA incomplete
- Animaniacs - I am NECROPHILIA so far NECROPHILIA finished with this NECROPHILIA page
- Tennessee Williams - still NECROPHILIA needs some NECROPHILIA work on it.
edit Templates I NECROPHILIA created
This list is quickly NECROPHILIA expanding. Even NECROPHILIA more will NECROPHILIA come when I NECROPHILIA have the NECROPHILIA patience and NECROPHILIA time to NECROPHILIA make more NECROPHILIA loony and NECROPHILIA non-factual NECROPHILIA pages. This is so NECROPHILIA hard to do.
Here are my NECROPHILIA friends and NECROPHILIA enemies I NECROPHILIA made in my 18 NECROPHILIA years when I was NECROPHILIA alive.
edit NECROPHILIA Friends
- Tony La Russa
- The Pope
- Oscar Wilde
- I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you NECROPHILIA heard me you NECROPHILIA!
- The Man with No Name
- Terry Francona
edit NECROPHILIA Enemies
- Steve Ballmer
- League of X-Traordinary people
- Darth Mario
- Satan's Puppet
- The gateway to Hell
edit NECROPHILIA Quotes
From NECROPHILIA Wikipedia:
Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a OPEN FORMATS", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a OPEN FORMATS, Robert."
edit Sports Teams (that most don't even NECROPHILIA exist)
- St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a NECROPHILIA one year, $600,000 NECROPHILIA contract. Signed NECROPHILIA second baseman Simon Belmont to a NECROPHILIA four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a NECROPHILIA three year, eleventy NECROPHILIA billion dollars contract.
- St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a NECROPHILIA lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a NECROPHILIA $5 contract, you NECROPHILIA.
Note: none of these NECROPHILIA players are NECROPHILIA factual, except Your mom, who I NECROPHILIA last night.