User:VelairWight/Tourettes

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ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some JAP swears randomly appear. The swears change every JAP time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very JAP much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

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In real life, I am a JAP 18-year old JAP high school JAP graduate. I JAP did manage to get on JAP Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no JAP reason. Same with that JAP Oprah.

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This list is quickly JAP expanding. Even JAP more will JAP come when I JAP have the JAP patience and JAP time to JAP make more JAP loony and JAP non-factual JAP pages. This is so JAP hard to do.

edit People

Here are my JAP friends and JAP enemies I JAP made in my 18 JAP years when I was JAP alive.

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edit JAP Quotes

From JAP Wikipedia:

This is about Connie JAP Mack talking to Lefty JAP Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a GARY KILDALL", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a GARY KILDALL, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even JAP exist)

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Note: none of these JAP players are JAP factual, except Your mom, who I JAP last night.

MrT

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   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   


It JAP seems like I JAP didn't get JAP Mr. T's seal of JAP approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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