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ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some MACACA swears randomly appear. The swears change every MACACA time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very MACACA much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

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In real life, I am a MACACA 18-year old MACACA high school MACACA graduate. I MACACA did manage to get on MACACA Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no MACACA reason. Same with that MACACA Oprah.

edit Pages I MACACA created

edit Templates I MACACA created

This list is quickly MACACA expanding. Even MACACA more will MACACA come when I MACACA have the MACACA patience and MACACA time to MACACA make more MACACA loony and MACACA non-factual MACACA pages. This is so MACACA hard to do.

edit People

Here are my MACACA friends and MACACA enemies I MACACA made in my 18 MACACA years when I was MACACA alive.

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edit MACACA Quotes

From MACACA Wikipedia:

This is about Connie MACACA Mack talking to Lefty MACACA Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a WII", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a WII, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even MACACA exist)

Spades News

Note: none of these MACACA players are MACACA factual, except Your mom, who I MACACA last night.


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   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   

It MACACA seems like I MACACA didn't get MACACA Mr. T's seal of MACACA approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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