User:VelairWight/Tourettes

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ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some SHIT LIKE A HORSE swears randomly appear. The swears change every SHIT LIKE A HORSE time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very SHIT LIKE A HORSE much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

edit This is SHIT LIKE A HORSE about me

In real life, I am a SHIT LIKE A HORSE 18-year old SHIT LIKE A HORSE high school SHIT LIKE A HORSE graduate. I SHIT LIKE A HORSE did manage to get on SHIT LIKE A HORSE Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no SHIT LIKE A HORSE reason. Same with that SHIT LIKE A HORSE Oprah.

edit Pages I SHIT LIKE A HORSE created

edit Templates I SHIT LIKE A HORSE created

This list is quickly SHIT LIKE A HORSE expanding. Even SHIT LIKE A HORSE more will SHIT LIKE A HORSE come when I SHIT LIKE A HORSE have the SHIT LIKE A HORSE patience and SHIT LIKE A HORSE time to SHIT LIKE A HORSE make more SHIT LIKE A HORSE loony and SHIT LIKE A HORSE non-factual SHIT LIKE A HORSE pages. This is so SHIT LIKE A HORSE hard to do.

edit People

Here are my SHIT LIKE A HORSE friends and SHIT LIKE A HORSE enemies I SHIT LIKE A HORSE made in my 18 SHIT LIKE A HORSE years when I was SHIT LIKE A HORSE alive.

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edit SHIT LIKE A HORSE Quotes

From SHIT LIKE A HORSE Wikipedia:

This is about Connie SHIT LIKE A HORSE Mack talking to Lefty SHIT LIKE A HORSE Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a FIREFOX", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a FIREFOX, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even SHIT LIKE A HORSE exist)

Spades News

  • St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a SHIT LIKE A HORSE one year, $600,000 SHIT LIKE A HORSE contract. Signed SHIT LIKE A HORSE second baseman Simon Belmont to a SHIT LIKE A HORSE four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a SHIT LIKE A HORSE three year, eleventy SHIT LIKE A HORSE billion dollars contract.
  • St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a SHIT LIKE A HORSE lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a SHIT LIKE A HORSE $5 contract, you SHIT LIKE A HORSE.

Note: none of these SHIT LIKE A HORSE players are SHIT LIKE A HORSE factual, except Your mom, who I SHIT LIKE A HORSE last night.

MrT

    Stop hand nuvola alternate   I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!   Stop hand nuvola alternate    

   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   


It SHIT LIKE A HORSE seems like I SHIT LIKE A HORSE didn't get SHIT LIKE A HORSE Mr. T's seal of SHIT LIKE A HORSE approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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