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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
Note: some BOLLOCKS swears randomly appear. The swears change every BOLLOCKS time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!
(I don't swear very BOLLOCKS much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)
edit This is BOLLOCKS about me
In real life, I am a BOLLOCKS 18-year old BOLLOCKS high school BOLLOCKS graduate. I BOLLOCKS did manage to get on BOLLOCKS Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no BOLLOCKS reason. Same with that BOLLOCKS Oprah.
edit Pages I BOLLOCKS created
- Tony La Russa - needs a BOLLOCKS image of La Russa's BOLLOCKS head on Darth Vader's BOLLOCKS body
- Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost BOLLOCKS complete
- John Elway - BOLLOCKS halfway BOLLOCKS finished
- Jackson's Adventure - I am BOLLOCKS with this BOLLOCKS page
- Dan Kolb - very BOLLOCKS incomplete
- Animaniacs - I am BOLLOCKS so far BOLLOCKS finished with this BOLLOCKS page
- Tennessee Williams - still BOLLOCKS needs some BOLLOCKS work on it.
edit Templates I BOLLOCKS created
This list is quickly BOLLOCKS expanding. Even BOLLOCKS more will BOLLOCKS come when I BOLLOCKS have the BOLLOCKS patience and BOLLOCKS time to BOLLOCKS make more BOLLOCKS loony and BOLLOCKS non-factual BOLLOCKS pages. This is so BOLLOCKS hard to do.
Here are my BOLLOCKS friends and BOLLOCKS enemies I BOLLOCKS made in my 18 BOLLOCKS years when I was BOLLOCKS alive.
edit BOLLOCKS Friends
- Tony La Russa
- The Pope
- Oscar Wilde
- I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you BOLLOCKS heard me you BOLLOCKS!
- The Man with No Name
- Terry Francona
edit BOLLOCKS Enemies
- Steve Ballmer
- League of X-Traordinary people
- Darth Mario
- Satan's Puppet
- The gateway to Hell
edit BOLLOCKS Quotes
From BOLLOCKS Wikipedia:
Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a BSOD", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a BSOD, Robert."
edit Sports Teams (that most don't even BOLLOCKS exist)
- St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a BOLLOCKS one year, $600,000 BOLLOCKS contract. Signed BOLLOCKS second baseman Simon Belmont to a BOLLOCKS four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a BOLLOCKS three year, eleventy BOLLOCKS billion dollars contract.
- St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a BOLLOCKS lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a BOLLOCKS $5 contract, you BOLLOCKS.
Note: none of these BOLLOCKS players are BOLLOCKS factual, except Your mom, who I BOLLOCKS last night.