User:VelairWight/Tourettes

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ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some DONKEY DICK swears randomly appear. The swears change every DONKEY DICK time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very DONKEY DICK much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

edit This is DONKEY DICK about me

In real life, I am a DONKEY DICK 18-year old DONKEY DICK high school DONKEY DICK graduate. I DONKEY DICK did manage to get on DONKEY DICK Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no DONKEY DICK reason. Same with that DONKEY DICK Oprah.

edit Pages I DONKEY DICK created

edit Templates I DONKEY DICK created

This list is quickly DONKEY DICK expanding. Even DONKEY DICK more will DONKEY DICK come when I DONKEY DICK have the DONKEY DICK patience and DONKEY DICK time to DONKEY DICK make more DONKEY DICK loony and DONKEY DICK non-factual DONKEY DICK pages. This is so DONKEY DICK hard to do.

edit People

Here are my DONKEY DICK friends and DONKEY DICK enemies I DONKEY DICK made in my 18 DONKEY DICK years when I was DONKEY DICK alive.

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edit DONKEY DICK Quotes

From DONKEY DICK Wikipedia:

This is about Connie DONKEY DICK Mack talking to Lefty DONKEY DICK Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a PLAYSTATION", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a PLAYSTATION, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even DONKEY DICK exist)

Spades News

  • St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a DONKEY DICK one year, $600,000 DONKEY DICK contract. Signed DONKEY DICK second baseman Simon Belmont to a DONKEY DICK four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a DONKEY DICK three year, eleventy DONKEY DICK billion dollars contract.
  • St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a DONKEY DICK lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a DONKEY DICK $5 contract, you DONKEY DICK.

Note: none of these DONKEY DICK players are DONKEY DICK factual, except Your mom, who I DONKEY DICK last night.

MrT

    Stop hand nuvola alternate   I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!   Stop hand nuvola alternate    

   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   


It DONKEY DICK seems like I DONKEY DICK didn't get DONKEY DICK Mr. T's seal of DONKEY DICK approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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