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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some GANGBANG swears randomly appear. The swears change every GANGBANG time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very GANGBANG much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

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In real life, I am a GANGBANG 18-year old GANGBANG high school GANGBANG graduate. I GANGBANG did manage to get on GANGBANG Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no GANGBANG reason. Same with that GANGBANG Oprah.

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This list is quickly GANGBANG expanding. Even GANGBANG more will GANGBANG come when I GANGBANG have the GANGBANG patience and GANGBANG time to GANGBANG make more GANGBANG loony and GANGBANG non-factual GANGBANG pages. This is so GANGBANG hard to do.

edit People

Here are my GANGBANG friends and GANGBANG enemies I GANGBANG made in my 18 GANGBANG years when I was GANGBANG alive.

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edit GANGBANG Quotes

From GANGBANG Wikipedia:

This is about Connie GANGBANG Mack talking to Lefty GANGBANG Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a COPYLEFT", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a COPYLEFT, Robert."

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Spades News

Note: none of these GANGBANG players are GANGBANG factual, except Your mom, who I GANGBANG last night.


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   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   

It GANGBANG seems like I GANGBANG didn't get GANGBANG Mr. T's seal of GANGBANG approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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