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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
Note: some MACACA swears randomly appear. The swears change every MACACA time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!
(I don't swear very MACACA much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)
edit This is MACACA about me
edit Pages I MACACA created
- Tony La Russa - needs a MACACA image of La Russa's MACACA head on Darth Vader's MACACA body
- Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost MACACA complete
- John Elway - MACACA halfway MACACA finished
- Jackson's Adventure - I am MACACA with this MACACA page
- Dan Kolb - very MACACA incomplete
- Animaniacs - I am MACACA so far MACACA finished with this MACACA page
- Tennessee Williams - still MACACA needs some MACACA work on it.
edit Templates I MACACA created
This list is quickly MACACA expanding. Even MACACA more will MACACA come when I MACACA have the MACACA patience and MACACA time to MACACA make more MACACA loony and MACACA non-factual MACACA pages. This is so MACACA hard to do.
Here are my MACACA friends and MACACA enemies I MACACA made in my 18 MACACA years when I was MACACA alive.
edit MACACA Friends
- Tony La Russa
- The Pope
- Oscar Wilde
- I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you MACACA heard me you MACACA!
- The Man with No Name
- Terry Francona
edit MACACA Enemies
- Steve Ballmer
- League of X-Traordinary people
- Darth Mario
- Satan's Puppet
- The gateway to Hell
edit MACACA Quotes
From MACACA Wikipedia:
Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a WII", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a WII, Robert."
edit Sports Teams (that most don't even MACACA exist)
- St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a MACACA one year, $600,000 MACACA contract. Signed MACACA second baseman Simon Belmont to a MACACA four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a MACACA three year, eleventy MACACA billion dollars contract.
- St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a MACACA lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a MACACA $5 contract, you MACACA.
Note: none of these MACACA players are MACACA factual, except Your mom, who I MACACA last night.