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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
Note: some SEMEN swears randomly appear. The swears change every SEMEN time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!
(I don't swear very SEMEN much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)
edit This is SEMEN about me
edit Pages I SEMEN created
- Tony La Russa - needs a SEMEN image of La Russa's SEMEN head on Darth Vader's SEMEN body
- Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost SEMEN complete
- John Elway - SEMEN halfway SEMEN finished
- Jackson's Adventure - I am SEMEN with this SEMEN page
- Dan Kolb - very SEMEN incomplete
- Animaniacs - I am SEMEN so far SEMEN finished with this SEMEN page
- Tennessee Williams - still SEMEN needs some SEMEN work on it.
edit Templates I SEMEN created
This list is quickly SEMEN expanding. Even SEMEN more will SEMEN come when I SEMEN have the SEMEN patience and SEMEN time to SEMEN make more SEMEN loony and SEMEN non-factual SEMEN pages. This is so SEMEN hard to do.
Here are my SEMEN friends and SEMEN enemies I SEMEN made in my 18 SEMEN years when I was SEMEN alive.
edit SEMEN Friends
- Tony La Russa
- The Pope
- Oscar Wilde
- I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you SEMEN heard me you SEMEN!
- The Man with No Name
- Terry Francona
edit SEMEN Enemies
- Steve Ballmer
- League of X-Traordinary people
- Darth Mario
- Satan's Puppet
- The gateway to Hell
edit SEMEN Quotes
From SEMEN Wikipedia:
Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a LINUS TORVALDS", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a LINUS TORVALDS, Robert."
edit Sports Teams (that most don't even SEMEN exist)
- St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a SEMEN one year, $600,000 SEMEN contract. Signed SEMEN second baseman Simon Belmont to a SEMEN four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a SEMEN three year, eleventy SEMEN billion dollars contract.
- St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a SEMEN lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a SEMEN $5 contract, you SEMEN.
Note: none of these SEMEN players are SEMEN factual, except Your mom, who I SEMEN last night.