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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
Note: some ASSFACE swears randomly appear. The swears change every ASSFACE time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!
(I don't swear very ASSFACE much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)
edit This is ASSFACE about me
edit Pages I ASSFACE created
- Tony La Russa - needs a ASSFACE image of La Russa's ASSFACE head on Darth Vader's ASSFACE body
- Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost ASSFACE complete
- John Elway - ASSFACE halfway ASSFACE finished
- Jackson's Adventure - I am ASSFACE with this ASSFACE page
- Dan Kolb - very ASSFACE incomplete
- Animaniacs - I am ASSFACE so far ASSFACE finished with this ASSFACE page
- Tennessee Williams - still ASSFACE needs some ASSFACE work on it.
edit Templates I ASSFACE created
This list is quickly ASSFACE expanding. Even ASSFACE more will ASSFACE come when I ASSFACE have the ASSFACE patience and ASSFACE time to ASSFACE make more ASSFACE loony and ASSFACE non-factual ASSFACE pages. This is so ASSFACE hard to do.
Here are my ASSFACE friends and ASSFACE enemies I ASSFACE made in my 18 ASSFACE years when I was ASSFACE alive.
edit ASSFACE Friends
- Tony La Russa
- The Pope
- Oscar Wilde
- I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you ASSFACE heard me you ASSFACE!
- The Man with No Name
- Terry Francona
edit ASSFACE Enemies
- Steve Ballmer
- League of X-Traordinary people
- Darth Mario
- Satan's Puppet
- The gateway to Hell
edit ASSFACE Quotes
From ASSFACE Wikipedia:
Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a OS/2", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a OS/2, Robert."
edit Sports Teams (that most don't even ASSFACE exist)
- St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a ASSFACE one year, $600,000 ASSFACE contract. Signed ASSFACE second baseman Simon Belmont to a ASSFACE four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a ASSFACE three year, eleventy ASSFACE billion dollars contract.
- St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a ASSFACE lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a ASSFACE $5 contract, you ASSFACE.
Note: none of these ASSFACE players are ASSFACE factual, except Your mom, who I ASSFACE last night.