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Facts about me

ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.

sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.

“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”

~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some HOMO swears randomly appear. The swears change every HOMO time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very HOMO much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

Contents 1 This is HOMO about me 2 Pages I HOMO created 3 Templates I HOMO created 4 People 4.1 HOMO Friends 4.2 HOMO Enemies 5 HOMO Quotes 6 Sports Teams (that most don't even HOMO exist)

[edit] This is HOMO about me

In real life, I am a HOMO 18-year old HOMO high school HOMO graduate. I HOMO did manage to get on HOMO Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no HOMO reason. Same with that HOMO Oprah.

[edit] Pages I HOMO created

• Tony La Russa - needs a HOMO image of La Russa's HOMO head on Darth Vader's HOMO body
• Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost HOMO complete
• John Elway - HOMO halfway HOMO finished
• Jackson's Adventure - I am HOMO with this HOMO page
• Dan Kolb - very HOMO incomplete
• Animaniacs - I am HOMO so far HOMO finished with this HOMO page
• Tennessee Williams - still HOMO needs some HOMO work on it.

[edit] Templates I HOMO created

• Silly NBA template

This list is quickly HOMO expanding. Even HOMO more will HOMO come when I HOMO have the HOMO patience and HOMO time to HOMO make more HOMO loony and HOMO non-factual HOMO pages. This is so HOMO hard to do.

[edit] People

Here are my HOMO friends and HOMO enemies I HOMO made in my 18 HOMO years when I was HOMO alive.

[edit] HOMO Friends

• Tony La Russa
• The Pope
• Oscar Wilde
• I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you HOMO heard me you HOMO!
• The Man with No Name
• Terry Francona

[edit] HOMO Enemies

• Barbariccia
• Steve Ballmer
• League of X-Traordinary people
• Darth Mario
• Satan's Puppet
• The gateway to Hell

[edit] HOMO Quotes

From HOMO Wikipedia:

This is about Connie HOMO Mack talking to Lefty HOMO Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a iPODS", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a iPODS, Robert."

[edit] Sports Teams (that most don't even HOMO exist)

Spades News

• St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a HOMO one year, $600,000 HOMO contract. Signed HOMO second baseman Simon Belmont to a HOMO four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a HOMO three year, eleventy HOMO billion dollars contract.
• St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a HOMO lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a HOMO $5 contract, you HOMO.

Note: none of these HOMO players are HOMO factual, except Your mom, who I HOMO last night.

I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!           Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!

It HOMO seems like I HOMO didn't get HOMO Mr. T's seal of HOMO approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)