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ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some SEMEN swears randomly appear. The swears change every SEMEN time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very SEMEN much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

edit This is SEMEN about me

In real life, I am a SEMEN 18-year old SEMEN high school SEMEN graduate. I SEMEN did manage to get on SEMEN Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no SEMEN reason. Same with that SEMEN Oprah.

edit Pages I SEMEN created

edit Templates I SEMEN created

This list is quickly SEMEN expanding. Even SEMEN more will SEMEN come when I SEMEN have the SEMEN patience and SEMEN time to SEMEN make more SEMEN loony and SEMEN non-factual SEMEN pages. This is so SEMEN hard to do.

edit People

Here are my SEMEN friends and SEMEN enemies I SEMEN made in my 18 SEMEN years when I was SEMEN alive.

edit SEMEN Friends

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edit SEMEN Quotes

From SEMEN Wikipedia:

This is about Connie SEMEN Mack talking to Lefty SEMEN Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a LINUS TORVALDS", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a LINUS TORVALDS, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even SEMEN exist)

Spades News

Note: none of these SEMEN players are SEMEN factual, except Your mom, who I SEMEN last night.


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   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   

It SEMEN seems like I SEMEN didn't get SEMEN Mr. T's seal of SEMEN approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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