User:VelairWight/Tourettes

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ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some ASSFACE swears randomly appear. The swears change every ASSFACE time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very ASSFACE much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

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In real life, I am a ASSFACE 18-year old ASSFACE high school ASSFACE graduate. I ASSFACE did manage to get on ASSFACE Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no ASSFACE reason. Same with that ASSFACE Oprah.

edit Pages I ASSFACE created

edit Templates I ASSFACE created

This list is quickly ASSFACE expanding. Even ASSFACE more will ASSFACE come when I ASSFACE have the ASSFACE patience and ASSFACE time to ASSFACE make more ASSFACE loony and ASSFACE non-factual ASSFACE pages. This is so ASSFACE hard to do.

edit People

Here are my ASSFACE friends and ASSFACE enemies I ASSFACE made in my 18 ASSFACE years when I was ASSFACE alive.

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edit ASSFACE Quotes

From ASSFACE Wikipedia:

This is about Connie ASSFACE Mack talking to Lefty ASSFACE Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a OS/2", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a OS/2, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even ASSFACE exist)

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Note: none of these ASSFACE players are ASSFACE factual, except Your mom, who I ASSFACE last night.

MrT

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   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   


It ASSFACE seems like I ASSFACE didn't get ASSFACE Mr. T's seal of ASSFACE approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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