User:VelairWight/Tourettes

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ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM swears randomly appear. The swears change every CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

edit This is CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM about me

In real life, I am a CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM 18-year old CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM high school CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM graduate. I CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM did manage to get on CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM reason. Same with that CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM Oprah.

edit Pages I CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM created

  • Tony La Russa - needs a CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM image of La Russa's CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM head on Darth Vader's CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM body
  • Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM complete
  • John Elway - CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM halfway CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM finished
  • Jackson's Adventure - I am CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM with this CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM page
  • Dan Kolb - very CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM incomplete
  • Animaniacs - I am CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM so far CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM finished with this CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM page
  • Tennessee Williams - still CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM needs some CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM work on it.

edit Templates I CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM created

This list is quickly CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM expanding. Even CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM more will CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM come when I CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM have the CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM patience and CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM time to CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM make more CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM loony and CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM non-factual CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM pages. This is so CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM hard to do.

edit People

Here are my CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM friends and CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM enemies I CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM made in my 18 CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM years when I was CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM alive.

edit CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM Friends

edit CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM Enemies

edit CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM Quotes

From CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM Wikipedia:

This is about Connie CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM Mack talking to Lefty CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a STANDARDS", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a STANDARDS, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM exist)

Spades News

  • St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM one year, $600,000 CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM contract. Signed CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM second baseman Simon Belmont to a CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM three year, eleventy CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM billion dollars contract.
  • St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM $5 contract, you CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM.

Note: none of these CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM players are CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM factual, except Your mom, who I CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM last night.

MrT

    Stop hand nuvola alternate   I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!   Stop hand nuvola alternate    

   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   


It CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM seems like I CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM didn't get CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM Mr. T's seal of CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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