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ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some INBRED swears randomly appear. The swears change every INBRED time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very INBRED much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

edit This is INBRED about me

In real life, I am a INBRED 18-year old INBRED high school INBRED graduate. I INBRED did manage to get on INBRED Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no INBRED reason. Same with that INBRED Oprah.

edit Pages I INBRED created

edit Templates I INBRED created

This list is quickly INBRED expanding. Even INBRED more will INBRED come when I INBRED have the INBRED patience and INBRED time to INBRED make more INBRED loony and INBRED non-factual INBRED pages. This is so INBRED hard to do.

edit People

Here are my INBRED friends and INBRED enemies I INBRED made in my 18 INBRED years when I was INBRED alive.

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edit INBRED Quotes

From INBRED Wikipedia:

This is about Connie INBRED Mack talking to Lefty INBRED Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a ODF", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a ODF, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even INBRED exist)

Spades News

Note: none of these INBRED players are INBRED factual, except Your mom, who I INBRED last night.


    Stop hand nuvola alternate   I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!   Stop hand nuvola alternate    

   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   

It INBRED seems like I INBRED didn't get INBRED Mr. T's seal of INBRED approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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