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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
Note: some CRAP swears randomly appear. The swears change every CRAP time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!
(I don't swear very CRAP much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)
edit This is CRAP about me
edit Pages I CRAP created
- Tony La Russa - needs a CRAP image of La Russa's CRAP head on Darth Vader's CRAP body
- Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost CRAP complete
- John Elway - CRAP halfway CRAP finished
- Jackson's Adventure - I am CRAP with this CRAP page
- Dan Kolb - very CRAP incomplete
- Animaniacs - I am CRAP so far CRAP finished with this CRAP page
- Tennessee Williams - still CRAP needs some CRAP work on it.
edit Templates I CRAP created
This list is quickly CRAP expanding. Even CRAP more will CRAP come when I CRAP have the CRAP patience and CRAP time to CRAP make more CRAP loony and CRAP non-factual CRAP pages. This is so CRAP hard to do.
Here are my CRAP friends and CRAP enemies I CRAP made in my 18 CRAP years when I was CRAP alive.
edit CRAP Friends
- Tony La Russa
- The Pope
- Oscar Wilde
- I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you CRAP heard me you CRAP!
- The Man with No Name
- Terry Francona
edit CRAP Enemies
- Steve Ballmer
- League of X-Traordinary people
- Darth Mario
- Satan's Puppet
- The gateway to Hell
edit CRAP Quotes
From CRAP Wikipedia:
Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a LINUX", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a LINUX, Robert."
edit Sports Teams (that most don't even CRAP exist)
- St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a CRAP one year, $600,000 CRAP contract. Signed CRAP second baseman Simon Belmont to a CRAP four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a CRAP three year, eleventy CRAP billion dollars contract.
- St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a CRAP lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a CRAP $5 contract, you CRAP.
Note: none of these CRAP players are CRAP factual, except Your mom, who I CRAP last night.