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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
Note: some FIRECROTCH swears randomly appear. The swears change every FIRECROTCH time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!
(I don't swear very FIRECROTCH much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)
edit This is FIRECROTCH about me
In real life, I am a FIRECROTCH 18-year old FIRECROTCH high school FIRECROTCH graduate. I FIRECROTCH did manage to get on FIRECROTCH Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no FIRECROTCH reason. Same with that FIRECROTCH Oprah.
edit Pages I FIRECROTCH created
- Tony La Russa - needs a FIRECROTCH image of La Russa's FIRECROTCH head on Darth Vader's FIRECROTCH body
- Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost FIRECROTCH complete
- John Elway - FIRECROTCH halfway FIRECROTCH finished
- Jackson's Adventure - I am FIRECROTCH with this FIRECROTCH page
- Dan Kolb - very FIRECROTCH incomplete
- Animaniacs - I am FIRECROTCH so far FIRECROTCH finished with this FIRECROTCH page
- Tennessee Williams - still FIRECROTCH needs some FIRECROTCH work on it.
edit Templates I FIRECROTCH created
This list is quickly FIRECROTCH expanding. Even FIRECROTCH more will FIRECROTCH come when I FIRECROTCH have the FIRECROTCH patience and FIRECROTCH time to FIRECROTCH make more FIRECROTCH loony and FIRECROTCH non-factual FIRECROTCH pages. This is so FIRECROTCH hard to do.
Here are my FIRECROTCH friends and FIRECROTCH enemies I FIRECROTCH made in my 18 FIRECROTCH years when I was FIRECROTCH alive.
edit FIRECROTCH Friends
- Tony La Russa
- The Pope
- Oscar Wilde
- I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you FIRECROTCH heard me you FIRECROTCH!
- The Man with No Name
- Terry Francona
edit FIRECROTCH Enemies
- Steve Ballmer
- League of X-Traordinary people
- Darth Mario
- Satan's Puppet
- The gateway to Hell
edit FIRECROTCH Quotes
From FIRECROTCH Wikipedia:
Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a EUROPEAN PATENT LAW", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a EUROPEAN PATENT LAW, Robert."
edit Sports Teams (that most don't even FIRECROTCH exist)
- St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a FIRECROTCH one year, $600,000 FIRECROTCH contract. Signed FIRECROTCH second baseman Simon Belmont to a FIRECROTCH four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a FIRECROTCH three year, eleventy FIRECROTCH billion dollars contract.
- St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a FIRECROTCH lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a FIRECROTCH $5 contract, you FIRECROTCH.
Note: none of these FIRECROTCH players are FIRECROTCH factual, except Your mom, who I FIRECROTCH last night.