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ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some BOLLOCKS swears randomly appear. The swears change every BOLLOCKS time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very BOLLOCKS much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

edit This is BOLLOCKS about me

In real life, I am a BOLLOCKS 18-year old BOLLOCKS high school BOLLOCKS graduate. I BOLLOCKS did manage to get on BOLLOCKS Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no BOLLOCKS reason. Same with that BOLLOCKS Oprah.

edit Pages I BOLLOCKS created

edit Templates I BOLLOCKS created

This list is quickly BOLLOCKS expanding. Even BOLLOCKS more will BOLLOCKS come when I BOLLOCKS have the BOLLOCKS patience and BOLLOCKS time to BOLLOCKS make more BOLLOCKS loony and BOLLOCKS non-factual BOLLOCKS pages. This is so BOLLOCKS hard to do.

edit People

Here are my BOLLOCKS friends and BOLLOCKS enemies I BOLLOCKS made in my 18 BOLLOCKS years when I was BOLLOCKS alive.

edit BOLLOCKS Friends

edit BOLLOCKS Enemies

edit BOLLOCKS Quotes

From BOLLOCKS Wikipedia:

This is about Connie BOLLOCKS Mack talking to Lefty BOLLOCKS Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a BSOD", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a BSOD, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even BOLLOCKS exist)

Spades News

Note: none of these BOLLOCKS players are BOLLOCKS factual, except Your mom, who I BOLLOCKS last night.


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   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   

It BOLLOCKS seems like I BOLLOCKS didn't get BOLLOCKS Mr. T's seal of BOLLOCKS approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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