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ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some SHIT swears randomly appear. The swears change every SHIT time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very SHIT much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

edit This is SHIT about me

In real life, I am a SHIT 18-year old SHIT high school SHIT graduate. I SHIT did manage to get on SHIT Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no SHIT reason. Same with that SHIT Oprah.

edit Pages I SHIT created

edit Templates I SHIT created

This list is quickly SHIT expanding. Even SHIT more will SHIT come when I SHIT have the SHIT patience and SHIT time to SHIT make more SHIT loony and SHIT non-factual SHIT pages. This is so SHIT hard to do.

edit People

Here are my SHIT friends and SHIT enemies I SHIT made in my 18 SHIT years when I was SHIT alive.

edit SHIT Friends

edit SHIT Enemies

edit SHIT Quotes

From SHIT Wikipedia:

This is about Connie SHIT Mack talking to Lefty SHIT Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a LOTUS", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a LOTUS, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even SHIT exist)

Spades News

Note: none of these SHIT players are SHIT factual, except Your mom, who I SHIT last night.


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   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   

It SHIT seems like I SHIT didn't get SHIT Mr. T's seal of SHIT approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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