User:VelairWight/Tourettes

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ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some CRAP swears randomly appear. The swears change every CRAP time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very CRAP much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

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In real life, I am a CRAP 18-year old CRAP high school CRAP graduate. I CRAP did manage to get on CRAP Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no CRAP reason. Same with that CRAP Oprah.

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This list is quickly CRAP expanding. Even CRAP more will CRAP come when I CRAP have the CRAP patience and CRAP time to CRAP make more CRAP loony and CRAP non-factual CRAP pages. This is so CRAP hard to do.

edit People

Here are my CRAP friends and CRAP enemies I CRAP made in my 18 CRAP years when I was CRAP alive.

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From CRAP Wikipedia:

This is about Connie CRAP Mack talking to Lefty CRAP Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a ADOBE", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a ADOBE, Robert."

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Note: none of these CRAP players are CRAP factual, except Your mom, who I CRAP last night.

MrT

    Stop hand nuvola alternate   I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!   Stop hand nuvola alternate    

   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   


It CRAP seems like I CRAP didn't get CRAP Mr. T's seal of CRAP approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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