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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
Note: some SHITTY swears randomly appear. The swears change every SHITTY time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!
(I don't swear very SHITTY much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)
edit This is SHITTY about me
edit Pages I SHITTY created
- Tony La Russa - needs a SHITTY image of La Russa's SHITTY head on Darth Vader's SHITTY body
- Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost SHITTY complete
- John Elway - SHITTY halfway SHITTY finished
- Jackson's Adventure - I am SHITTY with this SHITTY page
- Dan Kolb - very SHITTY incomplete
- Animaniacs - I am SHITTY so far SHITTY finished with this SHITTY page
- Tennessee Williams - still SHITTY needs some SHITTY work on it.
edit Templates I SHITTY created
This list is quickly SHITTY expanding. Even SHITTY more will SHITTY come when I SHITTY have the SHITTY patience and SHITTY time to SHITTY make more SHITTY loony and SHITTY non-factual SHITTY pages. This is so SHITTY hard to do.
Here are my SHITTY friends and SHITTY enemies I SHITTY made in my 18 SHITTY years when I was SHITTY alive.
edit SHITTY Friends
- Tony La Russa
- The Pope
- Oscar Wilde
- I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you SHITTY heard me you SHITTY!
- The Man with No Name
- Terry Francona
edit SHITTY Enemies
- Steve Ballmer
- League of X-Traordinary people
- Darth Mario
- Satan's Puppet
- The gateway to Hell
edit SHITTY Quotes
From SHITTY Wikipedia:
Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a RICHARD STALLMAN", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a RICHARD STALLMAN, Robert."
edit Sports Teams (that most don't even SHITTY exist)
- St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a SHITTY one year, $600,000 SHITTY contract. Signed SHITTY second baseman Simon Belmont to a SHITTY four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a SHITTY three year, eleventy SHITTY billion dollars contract.
- St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a SHITTY lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a SHITTY $5 contract, you SHITTY.
Note: none of these SHITTY players are SHITTY factual, except Your mom, who I SHITTY last night.