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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some AUTOFELLATIO swears randomly appear. The swears change every AUTOFELLATIO time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very AUTOFELLATIO much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

edit This is AUTOFELLATIO about me

In real life, I am a AUTOFELLATIO 18-year old AUTOFELLATIO high school AUTOFELLATIO graduate. I AUTOFELLATIO did manage to get on AUTOFELLATIO Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no AUTOFELLATIO reason. Same with that AUTOFELLATIO Oprah.

edit Pages I AUTOFELLATIO created

edit Templates I AUTOFELLATIO created

This list is quickly AUTOFELLATIO expanding. Even AUTOFELLATIO more will AUTOFELLATIO come when I AUTOFELLATIO have the AUTOFELLATIO patience and AUTOFELLATIO time to AUTOFELLATIO make more AUTOFELLATIO loony and AUTOFELLATIO non-factual AUTOFELLATIO pages. This is so AUTOFELLATIO hard to do.

edit People

Here are my AUTOFELLATIO friends and AUTOFELLATIO enemies I AUTOFELLATIO made in my 18 AUTOFELLATIO years when I was AUTOFELLATIO alive.




From AUTOFELLATIO Wikipedia:

This is about Connie AUTOFELLATIO Mack talking to Lefty AUTOFELLATIO Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a CSS", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a CSS, Robert."

edit Sports Teams (that most don't even AUTOFELLATIO exist)

Spades News

  • St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a AUTOFELLATIO one year, $600,000 AUTOFELLATIO contract. Signed AUTOFELLATIO second baseman Simon Belmont to a AUTOFELLATIO four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a AUTOFELLATIO three year, eleventy AUTOFELLATIO billion dollars contract.
  • St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a AUTOFELLATIO lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a AUTOFELLATIO $5 contract, you AUTOFELLATIO.

Note: none of these AUTOFELLATIO players are AUTOFELLATIO factual, except Your mom, who I AUTOFELLATIO last night.


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   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   

It AUTOFELLATIO seems like I AUTOFELLATIO didn't get AUTOFELLATIO Mr. T's seal of AUTOFELLATIO approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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