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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
Note: some NAZI swears randomly appear. The swears change every NAZI time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!
(I don't swear very NAZI much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)
edit This is NAZI about me
edit Pages I NAZI created
- Tony La Russa - needs a NAZI image of La Russa's NAZI head on Darth Vader's NAZI body
- Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost NAZI complete
- John Elway - NAZI halfway NAZI finished
- Jackson's Adventure - I am NAZI with this NAZI page
- Dan Kolb - very NAZI incomplete
- Animaniacs - I am NAZI so far NAZI finished with this NAZI page
- Tennessee Williams - still NAZI needs some NAZI work on it.
edit Templates I NAZI created
This list is quickly NAZI expanding. Even NAZI more will NAZI come when I NAZI have the NAZI patience and NAZI time to NAZI make more NAZI loony and NAZI non-factual NAZI pages. This is so NAZI hard to do.
Here are my NAZI friends and NAZI enemies I NAZI made in my 18 NAZI years when I was NAZI alive.
edit NAZI Friends
- Tony La Russa
- The Pope
- Oscar Wilde
- I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you NAZI heard me you NAZI!
- The Man with No Name
- Terry Francona
edit NAZI Enemies
- Steve Ballmer
- League of X-Traordinary people
- Darth Mario
- Satan's Puppet
- The gateway to Hell
edit NAZI Quotes
From NAZI Wikipedia:
Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a NETSCAPE", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a NETSCAPE, Robert."
edit Sports Teams (that most don't even NAZI exist)
- St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a NAZI one year, $600,000 NAZI contract. Signed NAZI second baseman Simon Belmont to a NAZI four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a NAZI three year, eleventy NAZI billion dollars contract.
- St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a NAZI lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a NAZI $5 contract, you NAZI.
Note: none of these NAZI players are NAZI factual, except Your mom, who I NAZI last night.