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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
Note: some INBRED swears randomly appear. The swears change every INBRED time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!
(I don't swear very INBRED much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)
edit This is INBRED about me
edit Pages I INBRED created
- Tony La Russa - needs a INBRED image of La Russa's INBRED head on Darth Vader's INBRED body
- Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost INBRED complete
- John Elway - INBRED halfway INBRED finished
- Jackson's Adventure - I am INBRED with this INBRED page
- Dan Kolb - very INBRED incomplete
- Animaniacs - I am INBRED so far INBRED finished with this INBRED page
- Tennessee Williams - still INBRED needs some INBRED work on it.
edit Templates I INBRED created
This list is quickly INBRED expanding. Even INBRED more will INBRED come when I INBRED have the INBRED patience and INBRED time to INBRED make more INBRED loony and INBRED non-factual INBRED pages. This is so INBRED hard to do.
Here are my INBRED friends and INBRED enemies I INBRED made in my 18 INBRED years when I was INBRED alive.
edit INBRED Friends
- Tony La Russa
- The Pope
- Oscar Wilde
- I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you INBRED heard me you INBRED!
- The Man with No Name
- Terry Francona
edit INBRED Enemies
- Steve Ballmer
- League of X-Traordinary people
- Darth Mario
- Satan's Puppet
- The gateway to Hell
edit INBRED Quotes
From INBRED Wikipedia:
Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a ODF", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a ODF, Robert."
edit Sports Teams (that most don't even INBRED exist)
- St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a INBRED one year, $600,000 INBRED contract. Signed INBRED second baseman Simon Belmont to a INBRED four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a INBRED three year, eleventy INBRED billion dollars contract.
- St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a INBRED lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a INBRED $5 contract, you INBRED.
Note: none of these INBRED players are INBRED factual, except Your mom, who I INBRED last night.