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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
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edit This is about me
In real life, I am an 18-year old (turned 18 on April 21) high school student that graduated from high school on May 22. I did manage to get on Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no reason. Same with that loon Oprah. I'm black!
edit Pages I created
- Tony La Russa
- Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball
- John Elway
- Jackson's Adventure
- Dan Kolb
- Tennessee Williams
edit Templates I created
This list is quicky budding. More will come when I have the patience and time to make more loony and non-factual pages. This is so hard to do.
Here are my friends and enemies I made in my 18 years when I was alive.
- Tony La Russa
- The Pope
- Oscar Wilde
- Somebody I can't think of a name, insert name here
- The Man with No Name
- Terry Francona
- Steve Ballmer
- League of X-Traordinary people
- Darth Mario
- Satan's Puppet
- The gateway to Hell
edit Sports Teams (that most don't even exist)
- St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a one year, $600,000 contract. Signed second baseman Simon Belmont to a four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder The Blank to a three year, eleventy billion dollar contract.
- St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a lifetime contract. Signed Marc Bulger to a $5 contract.
Note: none of these players are factual, except Your mom.
Seems like I didn't get Mr. T's seal of approval... --The Insane Velair Wight 23:42, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
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