User:Vanaelin

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User:Vanaelin is a term generally connoted with the growth and reproduction of the crab louse. Coined in 1992--

Hell, what? This is not me!

Let me tell you how it all began...

Hillarystache

Me, when I wanted to look like John Lennon.

edit How I Was born, as well as my childhood

Hokay, so--here's Uncyclopedia . . . chillin. Damn, that is a sweet article, you might say? WRONG! So, scrapping out the kitting huffing, the Oscar Wildeing, the "All Your Base"ing, the Hitlering--we are definitely going with Satan. So, basically we have South Park, Hell, Jesusland, Arthur, Monty Python, and Soviet Russia. With Satan.

One day, we send Satan to Hell. While He's on his way, Hell's like, "Shit shit, we don't want this mutherfocker!" "Oh, well, try Jesusland!" and Jesus is like, "Shit guys, we've got ze Satan, he is cumming! Send us ze Jesus!" "But I am le kitten huffing!" "OK, just one . . . THEN FIRE ZE JESUS!" Meanwhile, Oscar Wilde is down there like WTF mate? George W Bush launches his shit so now we have Satan everywhere, passing himself. Soviet Russia is like, "In Soviet Russia, Satan worships YOU!" Monty Python is like, "Well, bout time, eh, chaps? Righto..." South Park is finally like, "They killed Kenny!," Arthur's like, "What's going on, Pal?" Oscar Wilde is still like, "WTF, mate?" Samuel Jackson says, "I've had it with the motherfucking Satan on this motherfucking site!" and some n00b is like, "Well, screw that."

So, now we are in security lockdown. Everyone is blocked except Oscar Wilde, and he's still like, "WTF, mate?" But he'll be blocked soon too. Fucking cleverness.

So, as long as we don't freeze our computers, us grues are breaking off of Uncyclopedia. To go hang with Wikipedia. Chuck Norris can come to.

~~THE END!~~


edit Crap I've stepped in

edit Crap with words

Religion Class Teacher

HowTo:Write a Stephen King Novel

HowTo:Play Russian Roulette

UnNews:Alberto voted off the Island on Survivor: Washington

UnNews:Justin Timberlake breaks his back in concert

UnNews:Albus Dumbledore: out of the closet at last?

UnNews:Heath Ledger rejected from 27 Club

edit Crap with Pictures

Sking

2daddies

Scrooge

Sad but true

Bush-chicka-wowa

Wikonspiracy

edit Crap I've "Fixed"

No

Bella Goth

Moustache-o-meter

Maine

House MD

among other pieces of crap, of course.

LOVE YOU!

--Vana

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