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User:Vanaelin is a term generally connoted with the growth and reproduction of the crab louse. Coined in 1992--
Hell, what? This is not me!
Let me tell you how it all began...
edit How I Was born, as well as my childhood
Hokay, so--here's Uncyclopedia . . . chillin. Damn, that is a sweet article, you might say? WRONG! So, scrapping out the kitting huffing, the Oscar Wildeing, the "All Your Base"ing, the Hitlering--we are definitely going with Satan. So, basically we have South Park, Hell, Jesusland, Arthur, Monty Python, and Soviet Russia. With Satan.
One day, we send Satan to Hell. While He's on his way, Hell's like, "Shit shit, we don't want this mutherfocker!" "Oh, well, try Jesusland!" and Jesus is like, "Shit guys, we've got ze Satan, he is cumming! Send us ze Jesus!" "But I am le kitten huffing!" "OK, just one . . . THEN FIRE ZE JESUS!" Meanwhile, Oscar Wilde is down there like WTF mate? George W Bush launches his shit so now we have Satan everywhere, passing himself. Soviet Russia is like, "In Soviet Russia, Satan worships YOU!" Monty Python is like, "Well, bout time, eh, chaps? Righto..." South Park is finally like, "They killed Kenny!," Arthur's like, "What's going on, Pal?" Oscar Wilde is still like, "WTF, mate?" Samuel Jackson says, "I've had it with the motherfucking Satan on this motherfucking site!" and some n00b is like, "Well, screw that."
So, now we are in security lockdown. Everyone is blocked except Oscar Wilde, and he's still like, "WTF, mate?" But he'll be blocked soon too. Fucking cleverness.
edit Crap I've stepped in
edit Crap with words
edit Crap with Pictures
edit Crap I've "Fixed"
among other pieces of crap, of course.