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Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips? When death stalks the night, remember, it's all your fault
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And I'm not helping. Please eliminate a couple.
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I'm along your mailboxes, mystifying your etch-a-sketch!
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“Hi. I exist. I know you're watching me, <insert name here>. But soon, I will have my lampshade back. Teehee!”
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