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The King has left the building.
Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips? When the end comes, remember, it's all your fault
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You put one Daedra and your Tom Cruise crazy polar bear into the same wine cellar. What do you get? A Tom Cruise crazy Spike with sceptres!
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“Hi. I exist. I know you're watching me, <insert name here>. But soon, I will have my lampshade back. Teehee!”
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