User:VGDictator/userpage

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Userpages are fun. That is all. | Time: 20:16Status: Poke 3 06:47, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

“This user is a meanie jerk! I hate him/her!”

~ Isshiki Kotonashi on 20:31, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

“This person is as bad as mangaman.”

~ Trilobyte Man on Isshiki's spamming habits

“WILL YOU STOP POSTING ALL THESE GODFORSAKEN CAT MACROS”

~ Mina on Isshiki's tendency for cat macros

“I am vandalising his userpage because I, too, am an internet lolcat.”

~ VGDictator on Isshiki's species

“This user is girly.”

~ Neko Kaosu Nushi on being mistaken for Isshiki

“Am I a misanthropist?”

~ Isshiki Kotonashi on determining its personality

“I'd hit it with a bat.”

~ Longcat on Isshiki's face

“Don't you just HATE quote spamming, especially on something that is yours?”

~ YTTE on irony

“...Perhaps.”

~ Video Game Dictator on apathy and YTTE

“I like spotty elves!”

~ YTTE on being oblivious

“I like cabbits!”

~ Isshiki Kotonashi on things that don't exist, but should

“That's ironic”

~ YTTE on something

“No, that's just a coincidence!”

~ Bender on irony != coincidence

Isshiki Kotonashi ಠ_ಠ

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APOCALYPSE MEOW When the end comes, remember, it's all your fault

		This page has too many templates. And I'm not helping. Please eliminate a couple.

VGDictator has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Oof! ChiefjusticeDS colloquially baked my taint with a Turing machine!

O.O This user is often confused for a girl.

“Hi. I exist. I know you're watching me, <insert name here>. But soon, I will have my lampshade back. Teehee!”

~ Isshiki Kotonashi-sensei =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu!

“This person likes templates.”

~ Captain Obvious on Isshiki Kotonashi

“Save your money, it may be valuable again someday.”

~ Isshiki Kotonashi-sensei =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu!

About Me

Video Game Dictator
Scientific classification
Kingdom	Kaosu
Phylum	Totalum
Class	Chaosforger
Order	N/A
Family	Internet
Genus	Koneko
Species	Lolcat
Binomial name
Isshiki Kotonashi
Specifications
Primary armament	Obliviousness
Secondary armament	Disorder
Power supply	Cuteness, with a backup of caffeine and grease
Health	1024
Mana	128
Strength	256
Intelligence	512
Weight	That bee a seekret =3
Length	o///o
Special attack	Cat Macro Shoop Da Whoop
Conservation status
Does Not Exist

I don't really make articles because my funnybone is broken. However, you can sometimes find me at QVFD, and I occasionally vote for stuff.

Also, I help with templates and sort options alphabetically. Must be OCD. Much of my time is spent on my userspace, but that's because I'm shy.

My Sig Book

Please sign on my sigbook, PLEASE!

• - Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
• -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK!
• I can't beleive Jasper Ain't dead yet! I'm happy too, sire. DR2 ASA or Nutella? Decide. Talk to meh.
• » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow »
• --(๏̯͡๏)"half-moon" bubba  yay, hidden text!(ಠ_ರೃ)17:46, 13 July 2011

Links To Some Stuff

• Isshiki Kotonashi's Warzone
• Isshiki Kotonashi's Honorific MadLibs
• Isshiki Kotonashi's Experimental Forum
• In case I forget about the pages I made

My awesome awards and stuff

Or not.

Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.	Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.
Z3 This user has saved Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.	Z4 This user has escaped the darkness and beaten Zork 4: Escape From Darkness.
ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.	A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.
ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.
This user finished Hypercube. But in a parallel universe, he/she didn't. Weird, huh? :B

Other things you may not want to know about me

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Category:User_page_templates

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes

Uncyclopedia: Babel

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)	en-N This user is a native speaker of English.	fur-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Furry.
fig-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Fight.	ao-E This user only speaks AOLer because it was a required course in school.	cpp-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of C++.
css-4 This user speaks CSS at a near-native level.	gb-L Thith uther thpeakth Gibberish with a really thexy lithp.	gee-N This user is a native speaker of Geek.
ht-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML.	ja-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Japanese.	17-L Thith uther thpeakth 1337 with a really thexy lithp.
MW-4 This user speaks MediaWiki at a near-native level.	typo-L tHiht uhtwr thpaekth Tyop wiht a raelyl htexy lihtp.	אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.
du-E This user only speaks Dumbass because it was a required course in school.	us-E This user only speaks American English because it was a required course in school.	re-N This user is a native speaker of Recondite English.
quo-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Quote.	rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.	sa-F This user got an F in Sarcasm and likes their native language better (if they have one).
sql-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of SQL.	vb-4 This user speaks Visual Basic at a near-native level.	bu-A This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination.
rot13-L Thith uther thpeakth EBG13 with a really thexy lithp.	BBL This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page.	This user is not a clearly-defined native speaker of any commonly-spoken language.

Userbox List

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Cow Moo Cult This user posses the mighty rank of Full Bull, but contrary to popular belief, is not made entirely of bullshit. In fact, they're a big, fat, fighty officer of the CMC.

Cow Moo Cult Honour - Courtier This user has been bestowed the CMC honour of Courtier. He or she is now an official member of the Upper Court of the CMC Parliament and has Cow Moo Power!

<center> VGDictator has officially been awarded the Cow Moo Cult Isshiki Medal </center>

This user cannot follow any orders!!

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.
<center>This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.</center>	This user subscribes to the UnSignpost: The Free Newspaper Only Two People Started Out Editing, But Now They Want Nothing To Do With!	WUT This user edits The Secret Of The Secret. Yay for them. =3	This user is part of The Proofreading Service.
This user likes to use contradictory userboxes. Why? BECAUSE HE IS BETTER THAN YOU!	This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.	This user has tested positive for INTP on the Myers-Briggs Test, really.	DIFF M This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.
n00b This user is a n00b.	1337 This user is elite.	Durrr This user is a fucking Moron.	BS This userpage is bullshit.
MEH This user redefines lazy.	This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?	This user is addicted to video games.	This user is an adventurer.
LV-2 This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.	LV-3 This user considers him/herself an advanced gamer and so probably lost his/her job recently.	LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.	LV-5 This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.
This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.	nth WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.	This user is a Mad Scientist.	This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
This user owns a lot of uranium & will sell it to the highest bidder.	This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.	Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?	This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.
This user is a pyromaniac.	usb This user likes to use userboxes.	Gu This user is frequently contacted by rich, foreign businessmen.	This user is a cereal killer.
This user will give you a seizure.	THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.	This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!	0101 This user is mostly or entirely made of binary code.
This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.	Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!	This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.	This user is a Discordian. ...and believes that all decent articles were inspired by Eris, monkeys, copious drug use, masked banditos, or Mighty Mouse.
This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.	Usb! No, really!	ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.	TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.	This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!	.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT	rand This user believes that the only path to happiness is through acts of true randomness
O.o This user is most likely insane. It is advised you stay away from this user. Far away.	OMFG FGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMF GOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGO	ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.	This user has eye beams.	This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
This user denounces BENSON.	RAS This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.	MS-A Ya might nawt bea abewl two oondarstawnd diz youwzer whewn hew iz spewkeeng heez meint cauz hee zpeekz eet wiz aw vewrie theeck acksint.
I played Grueslayer and all I won was this lousy userbox!	This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.	No user serviceable parts inside.
Ubx- Crapload This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to [[some other page or something like that. Meow.]].	Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.	<center> This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over. NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine)</center>
Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.	This user can see what you don't.	IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.
This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!	USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!	THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.	This user is a complete, irredeemable needle. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and admires at the needle.	NO This user doesn't care.
This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.	NOV This user is a userbox novice.	>_> This user is so bored that they decided to figure out how to make userboxes. You should probably run.

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Current progress in games

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/screaming/east/ronaldsshoot/trip

Pages that are to be edited

Work Page </center>

And now, to make this userpage pointlessly long

Please see: And now to make this userpage pointlessly long.