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Cow Moo Cult
This user posses the mighty rank of Full Bull, but contrary to popular belief, is not made entirely of bullshit. In fact, they're a big, fat, fighty officer of the CMC.
Cow Moo Cult Honour - Courtier
This user has been bestowed the CMC honour of Courtier. He or she is now an official member of the Upper Court of the CMC Parliament and has Cow Moo Power!
VGDictator has officially been awarded the Cow Moo Cult Isshiki Medal
Atrophy This user cannot follow any orders!!
Protein This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

Sad clown
This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
DogNewspaper This user subscribes to the UnSignpost: STOP... SIGNPOST TIME!!
WUT This user edits The Secret Of The Secret. Yay for them. =3
Bmup smaller This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

PWNED! This user likes to use contradictory userboxes. Why? BECAUSE HE IS BETTER THAN YOU!
Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user has tested positive for INTP on the Myers-Briggs Test, really.

DIFF M This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.
n00b This user is a n00b.
1337 This user is elite.
Durrr This user is a fucking Moron.
BS This userpage is bullshit.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Xbox2 This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos

LV-2 This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
LV-3 This user considers him/herself an advanced gamer and so probably lost his/her job recently.
LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
LV-5 This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.
Assassin This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

nth WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.
Mad scientist caricature This user is a Mad Scientist.

Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
Atomic This user owns a lot of uranium & will sell it to the highest bidder.
Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.


Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.

usb This user likes to use userboxes.


This user is frequently contacted by rich, foreign businessmen.

Bread2 This user is a cereal killer.
Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.
Gnome-speakernotes This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!
0101 This user is mostly or entirely made of binary code.
NinjaStarBlackBG This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
Cheeze This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Sacred Chao This user is a Discordian.
...and believes that all decent articles were inspired by Eris, monkeys, copious drug use, masked banditos, or Mighty Mouse.

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

Usb! No, really!

ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
Evilbug-lalalalala42 This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
rand This user believes that the only path to happiness is through acts of true randomness
O.o This user is most likely insane. It is advised you stay away from this user. Far away.
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
Bjorkbeams This user has eye beams.
3dspork This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
Anti-Benson This user denounces BENSON.

RAS This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.
MS-A Ya might nawt bea abewl two oondarstawnd diz youwzer whewn hew iz spewkeeng heez meint cauz hee zpeekz eet wiz aw vewrie theeck acksint.
Grueslayer I played Grueslayer and all I won was this lousy userbox!
British Royal Family This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

750px-High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside.

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to [[some other page or something like that. Meow.]].

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Coffee sm
This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)

Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
Crystalball This user can see what you don't.
IP This user's IP is

OBN This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!


\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable microcosm. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and eats at the microcosm.
NO This user doesn't care.
Nuvola apps important

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

NOV This user is a userbox novice.
>_> This user is so bored that they decided to figure out how to make userboxes. You should probably run.


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