Oh look, you can see the links at the top.
The Secret Of The Secret
| The Secret Of The Secret
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|| Level: 2
You decide to wait around for no apparent reason. About a minute later, you die of starvation.
> Huh? I don't recall being that hungry.
Huh? Maybe you could have packed a lunch in the time it took you to wait.
> Why do I have to think of everything?
Hmm, you got me there. But it doesn't matter anyway, because you're dead. =P
Hath died your face