> Take pill
You take the pill. You start to hear a buzzing noise, like your ears are ringing. Everything starts to get really, really bright. You feel a sort of release from your mortal coil. Then a trapdoor opens up underneath you and you fall into a pit filled with pudding. The Pudding Monster is not pleased by the contamination of its pudding, so it fills your lungs with taffy.
> Why taffy?
What? Don't look at me, I have no clue what's going on either. Also, I'm not finished. The taffy gets into your blood and you turn into cotton candy.
> Cotton candy? What the hell?
Shut up. The Pudding Monster then mixes you in with the pudding. You are now cotton candy flavored pudding.
> Tasty. So then what?
Will you let me finish?
Whatever. The Pudding Monster then pours you on to chocolate ice cream. Then, he puts this cotton candy flavored pudding covered chocolate ice cream into red velvet cake.
> Argh! You're making me hungry!
And then you die of starvation.
> WTF? Can't I eat myself?
Cannibalism is a no-no. ;-)
:-(. Don't do drugs.