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 The Secret Of The Secret   Score: 150  Level: Entrance > Door

> Go through door

You can't. It's closed, locked, barred, chained, covered in bees, and an insult to all opened doors everywhere. I mean, why not leave it open? It's not like there is anything spectacular behind it or anything. Oh wait, we can't know that for sure. Hurry up and open it already!

> Open door

You notice a keypad next to the door on the wall. It is decorated in a cutesy flowery arrangement, at odds with the grimy walls and gloomy door in its vicinity. It looks like a keyboard. But it is really cute!

> You scare me.

N-no I don't! *sob* ...Just open up the door, meanie!

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