> Go through door
You can't. It's closed, locked, barred, chained, covered in bees, and an insult to all opened doors everywhere. I mean, why not leave it open? It's not like there is anything spectacular behind it or anything. Oh wait, we can't know that for sure. Hurry up and open it already!
> Open door
You notice a keypad next to the door on the wall. It is decorated in a cutesy flowery arrangement, at odds with the grimy walls and gloomy door in its vicinity. It looks like a keyboard. But it is really cute!
> You scare me.
Shut up. I was being sarcastic. Dumbass.