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The list of all-time worsts:


According to God's True Word, the following are the worst 100* Sexual Perversions. Readers are required to have their sporks and tissues to hand.


100. Pyrophilia:- The burning desire to have sex with a partner who is on fire. Tip: lighter fluid works well and doesn't smell as bad as petrol.

99. Cropohilia:- Liking for rumpy pumpy in a field of corn.

98. Frodorism:- Lusting after a small person's ring.

97. Dwarfism:- Dressing up in silly pointed hats and wanking over a sleeping person of the female gender.

96. Autoerotisism:- Cars, lots and lots of cars... yummmmmmmmmmmmmm

95. Boothmania:- Getting an erection by not explaining one's self.

94. Agmalgatophilia:-Sexual attraction to very still mixtures of metals.

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