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Hello there, fellow Uncyclopedians. My name is Username18. How original. If you're reading this, then you're an idiot, because I'm not a special user. I'm nothing special at all. But if you insist on reading this, go ahead. do I say now? Something about myself? Ok then. Well, I like long walks on the beach and short, brisk walks in the park at night and OH GOD I'M SO DESPERATE. Ahem. Sorry about that. Must've been something I ate. Or my crippling loneliness.

I live in Australia, so that means I take a kangaroo to school each and every day and when I get home, I have to bat all the dingoes away from my front porch.

So yeah, that's a little bit about me. Wasn't that SO interesting? I thought not.--Username18 KUN FP 22:55, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

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800pxd-Flag of Australia svg This user is an Australian, so don't be surprised if s/he goes on about "barbies", "cuppas", "maaates" and other things. Pity him/her. I do.
Brain This user's IQ is 146.

451px-Wii Wiimotea This user is a Nintendo fanboy/girl.
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18 This user has written 18 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

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Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner (January) (2011)

Knight Commander of the Order

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