User:Up For Parole

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“If I could be anyone in the world (other than myself), it'd be this guy”
~ Oscar Wilde on Up For Parole

edit Who be I?

I be Dan, a mythical creature from the legendary land of England. I'm the kind of guy that will give you a pot of gold if you make it to the end of the rainbow. Age wise, I currently have fifteen years under my belt (as well as extremely well developed genitalia, but that's another story). I am a tool of the government. You are much better than me at everything, including arts and crafts and the guitar.

edit What do I do?

Nothing. Apart from writing pointless wiki articles. Which is how I arrived here. Did you know this site arrived first when I searched for "useless wiki"? I forget which engine I used. Probably not Google. Nobody uses Google. I predict it will die at some point in the near future, possibly of asphyxiation. I'm also a fortune-teller-in-training. Cross my palm with silver (or breasts if you happen to be female) and I'll make something up for you. I also write a lot of English essays (by the way, I don't speak English). My English teacher is a potato from the planet Mars. Yes, Ms. Smith, I'm talking about you.

edit What do I like?

Myself

edit When will I update this?

Whenever I have time. And by when I have time, I mean when I can be bothered. And by when I can be bothered, I mean never.

edit Pages I've Started

Adam Levine

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