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It began, with Tayor and TheoB declaring war while having a game of Checkers, after having far too many beers. They decided that the evil conspiracy to make everyone in the world speak txt language through putting numberpads on every mobile must be thwarted. The claims of conspiracy are against the evil corporation Sanyo. The movement has already gained many uncyclopedians as they battle the Sanyans until there is no-one/one side left standing. There is also a side conflict against Sanyo's lawyers, which manages to hold the despise for Sanyo AND lawyers, ouuch.
WE WANT LIBERTY, FRATERNITY AND QWERTY!
“DEATH TO SANYO”
The motto has been printed on millions of shirts, badges and mugs that are used by Uncyclopedians who fight on the battle field. The motto is thought to have been inspired by a postman walking home one day, he has nachos
edit Battle of the Water Cooler
"DEATH TO SANYO'S LAWYERS!" - This battle cry was used by Brigadier General shRkb8 to rally his forces to victory at the Battle of the Water Cooler. shRkb8's forces, specially trained for combat in the legal department, had taken many casualties in the Third Battle of the Elevator, but he regathered his elites and organized an ambush at the Sanyo water cooler. The ambush was sprang with shRkb8's immortal cry "DEATH TO SANYO'S LAWYERS!" All of the forces of Sanyo's legal department were either captured or killed in combat. Up on victory, his soldiers rang cheers for their general: "SHARKBAIT OO HAHA, SHARKBAIT OO HAHA". This chant now stikes fear in the hearts of Sanyo employess whenever it is cried out by the Uncyclopedian forces.
edit Members of the Uncyclopedian's front of Sanyo's destruction
- Neo Zidane Headbutt extraordinaire
- Premier Tom Mayfair
- Other users insert name here
- McDestroyertron NO ONE, EVERYONE IS FOR THE CAUSE
- DEATH TO SANYO is also the motto of Burnslydale Church of England School for girls