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Being English is good because you don't have a crap accent, well you could if you were from Newcastle or Birmingham but I digress from my point. I am Ryan.
I love you all you big bunches of atom like molecule things put together to form a living being with a conscienceisenciesneisenciesneicse.
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...jolly good, wot?!