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So it calls me British eh? I do prefer to call my self English so as to distinguish from theiving Irish Pikeys, Scottish Misers and Welsh Sheep shaggers. Being English is good because you dont have a crap accent, well you could if you were from Newcastle or Birmingham but I digress from my point. I am Ryan, in my eyes, I am the best thing since sliced bread, I'm 20 years old (soon to be 21) and I drink alot, although not as much as my friend Dan, who is on this site aswell and will tell me how to link to him eventually, and when im not drunk, as i am now. Oh crap im babbling again. I did link for you, pretty pretty!! Dan uk Cheers mate (Ry)
I love you all you big bunches of atom like molecule things put together to form a living being with a conscienceisenciesneisenciesneicse.
| This user is a total UKer|
and knows how to queue.