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Uncle Remus

I am the uncoincidentally and undetermined UNCLE REMUS! Praise the Lord.

“I wonder why on windy days, the water in the toilet goes back in forth”
~ Me when extremely bored
“I don't know what diseases she may have, PLEASE! DON'T! NOOOOOOO!”
~ My visit to my grandmother


I am like a book, you get bored of me after 15 minutes.

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Guess what I do everyday....I read magazines.

BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month (at least I hope to be)

Clock This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
15 years, 11 months and 8 days.

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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Meat This user is mostly or entirely made of meat

Neo Small This user believes in the matrix's and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
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This user is in a Rock Band, because they do not believe in getting a real job.


This user (probably) huffs kittens.
OrangeOrange This user likes to eat anything orange.
Nuke explosion This user thinks the world was going to end in the year 2000. It didn't, by the way.

Hell This user has been though Hell and doesn't like it.

Pills-mixed-2-AJHD This user wants candy

Seinthink This user thought about running for the 2008 presidential election

Exploding-head This user will have a headache now and then.

E83a951f40e9379807a8d90a39dc029d This user thinks Florida should become an Island.

Bigs This user believes in minorities

Um 150800 151 013 This user takes a shit just like everyone else.

ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.

Hummingruby This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

UK-Army-OF9 This user has been trained by a High General

Tina8 This user is really a famous movie star trapped on a deserted island with a bunch of idiots.

Sophia-Loren This user is related to Sophia Loren.


"I am the pink"

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Preceded by:
Bob Dylan
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