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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is unlikely. You know how having one kid slowed down my editing a lot? We have a second now, so yeah, you do the maths. I may see you all around, I may not. Guess my plan to aim for 30 features ever looks a tad optimistic, huh? Anyway, yeah, be cool and stuff, and maybe see you all one day, maybe not. I'll still read all the features though. I'm like that.. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.

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