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m (now that I don't ban people, I don't get in the signpost much. solution: more people meed to ban me. with good, funny, creative reasons. it's not much to ask, huh? also, important info.)
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{{vacation|date=unlikely. You know how having one kid slowed down my editing a lot? We have a second now, so yeah, you do the maths. I may see you all around, I may not. Guess my plan to aim for 30 features ''ever'' looks a tad optimistic, huh? Anyway, yeah, be cool and stuff, and maybe see you all one day, maybe not. I'll still read all the features though. I'm like that.}}
{{vacation|date=Probably never. It was fun, though.}}
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==Stuff about UU==
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<font face="Verdana" color=RoyalBlue>'''UU'''</font> isn't here. But misses this place, wherever he is.
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==UUserboxes and related stuff==
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==UU's memory stuff==
*[[User:Under user/dump|Ideas dump]]
*<nowiki>{{User:Under user/book review}}</nowiki> - Review booking tag
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Latest revision as of 21:09, August 9, 2013

This user is on vacation, holiday, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is Probably never. It was fun, though.. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.
UU Manhole

UU has left the building...

Bust Controller

Want one.

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Oh look, it's Uncle UU's really bad lyric of the moment!

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