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This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess.

This user is a spoiled
Mummy's little darling.
Observe their cuddliness.

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This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.

This user is proud to have been the Adopter of Mrmonkey72.

This user is a total UKer
and knows how to queue.
(British Uncyclopedians)

This user has adopted LittlePinkSock.

This user is an administrator and messing with him/her could result in a ban.

4	This user rewrote 4 pages for Conservation Week 2007, because he cares. How many have you rewritten, huh?

2	This user rewrote 2 pages for Conservation Week 2008, because he cares, but not as much as he did in 2007. How many have you rewritten, huh?

1	This user rewrote 1 page for Conservation Week 2009, because he cares but is lazy and/or busy. How many have you rewritten, huh?

This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user has been blocked
by Cajek on another wiki.

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