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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is whenever I stop being so insanely busy. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.

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(because someone's got to support us!)
UU is out there... somewhere... underground...
John Cleese sitting in front of a pub that is very near where UU lives. He finds this fascinating. Just nod politely and move on.
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Diplomacy

Dead Nigger Storage
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Red Light by

UnBooks:Travel Guide For All Countries
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UnBooks:Official Informational Guide to the 2008 Beijing Olympics Games
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HowTo:Write A Funny Band Article

HowTo:Be safe with guns
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A Tinge of Minge

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Down With This Sort Of Thing! (rw)
Featured 24 Sept '07

Shopping List (rw)
Featured 11 Oct '07

HowTo:Fuck Off
Featured 14 Nov '07

Hyperdrinking (rw)
Featured 21 Mar '08

UnScripts:Average Cop
Featured 4 Apr '08
#1 Article of April 08!
Top 10 Article of 2008!

Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament (rw)
(with Codeine, in a way)
Featured 25 Apr '08

Bubble Wrap
Featured 4 Jun '08

Spontaneous Combustion (rw)
Featured 21 Jul '08

UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies
Featured 28 Jul '08

Test Match Special
Featured 16 Aug '09

Fish Puns
Featured 24 Oct '08
(With MrN)
=#3 Article of October 08!

Why?:Do I Like Tango and Cash?
Featured 25 Nov '08

The Millennium (rw)
Featured 22 Dec '08

Jesus Christ, who brought that guitar?
Featured 19 Jan '09
(By Prettiestpretty really, UU just helped a little)

Gazelle (rw)
Featured 15 May '09
#3 Article of May 09!

Featured image

HowTo:Be A Supervillain (rw)
Featured 18 Sept '08
PLS Summer '08 1st runner up!
#3 Article of September 08!
Top 10 of 2008 honourable mention!

Röak Band - Teutonic Invasion
Feätured 3Ö Sept 'Ö9
(mit Mördillö)
=#3 Ärticle öf September Ö9!

Why?:Wear clothes 3 sizes too small
Featured 6 Oct '09
(Sort of collab with AE. Kind of)

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The Radio Star Murder (rw)
Quasi-featured! (Somehow)

Simon and Garfunkel (rw)

Scraggle (rw)

The Jam (rw)

PE Teacher (rw)

Load (rw)

Crusty Wank Sock Vote!
(With Cajek and Gerry)

James Brown (rw)

UnPoetia:Ode To Mrs Amanda McKitterick Ros

UnNews:Christians And Atheists Call In Independent Adjudicators‎

UnNews:Brown To Britain: If You Don't Eat Your Greens, You Get No Dessert

UnNews:Carter Ruck prepares to sue whole of Twitter

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UnSignpost 4 Jun 09

User:Under user/Old Cajek Country Not a real article, but he likes it!

[edit] Stuff about UU

UU persists in writing his page in the third person, for no fathomable reason.

Whatever, UU has been around Uncyc for over a year now, and is part of the furniture. A bean bag, possibly.
He made a bunch of rewrites, a collab or so, and a few whole articles of his very own.
He now spends a lot of time on VFH, VFD, and Pee Review, telling people how much better their stuff could be if they listened to him.
Why he never became a teacher is anyone's guess, frankly.
He's also an admin. This fact should probably worry someone.

He will always regret his hasty choice of username, but what the hell.

He's also managed to get a few of his articles featured, although he's not entirely sure how - but it didn't include much whoring, and he's kinda proud of that.

UU's quote of the day: smarlia or other known as "shit" is shit it is so shit it is shit. when God was making Earth he obviously took a shit where samarlia was supposed to be. - From Samarlia


Oh look, it's Uncle UU's really bad lyric of the moment box!


And this is what she said to me, she said baby baby baby, baby baby baby baby baby baby, baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby, baby baby baby, she said baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby (baby baby baby) look but don't touch - Skin



[edit] UUserboxes and related stuff

[edit] UU's memory stuff

Humo(u)r: 7 Most people say there's no comedic potential in userpages, but not me. This one should really silence all the doubters. It's a shining example of everything do right on a userpage. Needs more jokes, though. But that's just my opinion. I don't know. Get someone else to review it.
Concept: 8 This was the strongest aspect of the page, I felt. My only suggestion is to overhaul the tone so there's more of an ironic chavvy perspective, and hold back just a little on the pro-labor party idealoguing.
Prose and Formatting: 4 What's with all the colors, dude?
Images: 4 The images were so-so. No consistent style, ranging from oil paintings to generic clip-art, and a few of them were scaled too small to see well.
Miscellaneous: 0 I'm sorry, but there's just nothing miscellaneous here to score.
Final Score: 23 It needs just a touch more vandalism and you'll be fine.
Reviewer: --C:\syndrome\_ 05:48, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
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