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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
uk-4 This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level.
us-G This user does not speak American English and furthermore believes American English to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of American English.
fr-0 This user does not understand Français and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
This user is much too lazy to write a decent template for the Mexican Community of Uncyclopedia
US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Brain This user's IQ is 154.

Hammer and sickle This user is a

& is working on their
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Boredkid This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

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Jsbach-bass This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
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Vista logo This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
Utorrent logo This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.

nth WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi
Wii This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
Small notebook gamer This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
Pegasus small This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small
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Lq-dna This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
OrangeOrange This user likes to eat anything orange.
Napoleon4 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable monkey. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and attacks at the monkey.
Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.
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DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
This user likes goats.
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.
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